Pessimists

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Leader: Nyctohylophobia
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Created on: 4 Jun 2006
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For all negative people over here.

• If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
• If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
• If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
• If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
• Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
• Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
• Every solution breeds new problems.
• Enough research will tend to support your theory.
• When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that: (1) the two cars are going in opposite directions, and (2) they will always meet at the bridge.
• Smile... tomorrow will be worse.
• Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
• You never run out of things that can go wrong.
• No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.
• If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.
• The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
• Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
• If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
• An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
• All's well that ends.

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  • danielaunseen

    D:

    April 2012

  • Awangarda

    joy division is very high, i'm not surprised.

    January 2012

  • cadaver11

    Reading that is so depressing. I ain't that pessimistic. Where's the 'Optimistic Pessimistic' group?

    June 2011

  • Angelight2012

    Where's Lifelover?

    May 2011

  • xXpbdudeXx

    The description in the main page is almost as unrealistic as unbridled optimism.

    March 2011

  • Eat-Sleep-Die

    too bad that doesn't really make you smile.

    January 2011

  • mehvet

    my new motto: smile, tomorrow will be worse ! wow, it's so real..

    August 2010

  • toy-maker

    nirvana is first... i couldve guessed >:O

    June 2010

  • TheMelANNcholic

    http://www.last.fm/group/Happy+For+Being+ALONE I'm sure you'll be interested=)

    May 2010

  • Engelssturz

    hey!

    April 2010

  • ReturnOfRazor

    Lady GaGa in the charts... why...

    April 2010

  • darkscrollz

    "Smile... tomorrow will be worse." x)

    April 2010

  • retrosic

    "Smile... tomorrow will be worse." Absolutely right.

    December 2009

  • Nyctohylophobia

    Pessimism is not equal to depression.

    November 2009

  • Liarara

    http://www.filmai.in/uzeik-63169.html

    November 2009

  • becker_90

    Group for idiotic posers emo-wannabes who have a happy life with friends and don't have problems but they pretend to be 'so pessimists' because they find it's cool and interesting.

    September 2009

  • Napalmer

    listen our first demo and add us to connections of this group please - some songs are really without happy ends) Tectum - death-doom / dark metal

    July 2009

  • Reality-morph

    LVING FOR THE DEPRESSION WOOHOO

    May 2009

  • Saranella

    :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

    May 2009

  • irminna

    hi, i try to avoid pessimistic music due to the fact that i'm already pessimistic enough ;)

    May 2009
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