• A prostitute that he hired last night to lick his sweaty ball sack because she went to far when she.…

    The secret to happiness is to have a unicorn wife.

    Seize the fuck out of the day.

  • The secret to happiness is to have a unicorn wife.

    Seize the fuck out of the day.
  • .. She gave him a wet willy but he had no regrets because..

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  • Said the blonde women who was....

    The secret to happiness is to have a unicorn wife.

    Seize the fuck out of the day.
  • stroking a dying pony

  • while it bleed all over

  • her white dress because pony blood.....

    The secret to happiness is to have a unicorn wife.

    Seize the fuck out of the day.
  • is thick and hard to

  • Clean so she went to her magical...

    The secret to happiness is to have a unicorn wife.

    Seize the fuck out of the day.
  • unicorn for help, but

  • The unicorn accused her of murder so then....

    The secret to happiness is to have a unicorn wife.

    Seize the fuck out of the day.
    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 4 Aug 2012, 23:15
    she went to prison and got a

  • life sentence so she joined a gang of blondes to...

    The secret to happiness is to have a unicorn wife.

    Seize the fuck out of the day.
    • sna033 said...
    • User
    • 5 Aug 2012, 00:07
    smoke joints and drink whole day 'till the day of execution, but..

    "when you have no life, the best thing to do is be productive" - my professor
    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 5 Aug 2012, 02:24
    they decided to run away...

  • to the abandoned town called

  • ...

  • Paperville, but they have no money, so

  • they robbed some hookers on the...

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 5 Aug 2012, 22:34
    street who were working the corner...

  • since before the...

  • dawn of man...

  • and after the movement called...

    • sna033 said...
    • User
    • 6 Aug 2012, 13:47
    Hookers for murder. they went to find some economical backup which was hard to find, and hey had go through..

    "when you have no life, the best thing to do is be productive" - my professor
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