• I'd like to kiss a girl ... and such things.

    Push me down the stairs and watch me climb
    Just to see you smile
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    • 7 May 2012, 00:06
    i'm the reason the sky is blue.

  • I got a guy pregnant once. I've never met the kid and I don't pay maintenance.

    There was a young man from Nunhead
    Who awoke in a coffin of lead;
    'It's cosy enough,'
    He remarked in a huff,
    'But I wasn't aware I was dead.'
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    • 7 May 2012, 00:58
    "eat my shorts" is a saying that gets my motor going.

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 7 May 2012, 01:16
    I have Asperger Syndrome.

    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 7 May 2012, 02:16
    i've had a goal to get to 1,000 artists since 2010. but i've realised today that every time i get over it, i find a reason to clean out my library.

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    • 7 May 2012, 02:37
    My 3 biggest fears are being stabbed, being pulled over by the police, and losing my fiance.

    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 7 May 2012, 03:06
    i look like the Grinch in real life.

  • I still eat smiley potato faces like a boss.

    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 8 May 2012, 23:45
    I have the romantic and sexual maturity of a 13 year old, maximum. I still get crushes on girls and I've almost no idea about how a real relationship works.

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    • 8 May 2012, 23:58
    i'm a girl myself but i really don't like most girls i meet. true story.

  • I kinda like the justin bieber new song and I want to punch myself in the face repeatedly for that

  • I feel hopeless.

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    • 9 May 2012, 14:02
    i...i see dead people.

  • I only like metal music so I'm not really open minded.

    Shallow are words from those who starve, for a dream not their own to slash and scar
  • I like metal music, but I also like Rihanna, Shakira and Lady Gaga.

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    • 9 May 2012, 15:18
    i dance real raunchy behind closed doors. true story.

  • I have dyslexia, ADHD & MDD

  • i haven't been working much at work lately (but there wasn't much to do)

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    • 21 May 2012, 04:24
    i've been without a bra for a few days.

  • Sometimes I wish I had cancer.

    • sna033 said...
    • User
    • 22 May 2012, 10:06
    I hate crowded places

    "when you have no life, the best thing to do is be productive" - my professor
  • I'm bisexual.

  • I wish I was.

    Push me down the stairs and watch me climb
    Just to see you smile
    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 22 May 2012, 23:56
    i'm a closeted hipster, i'll never come out.

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