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Leaders: the_red_ceiling, Thrasherized, agent_logic, donBastardo and MonadArt
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Created on: 25 Feb 2006
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Do you like metal? Power? Thrash? Death? Black? Progressive? Do you like other genres of music too? Are Slayer, Iron Maiden, and Opeth in your top 50 along with The Beatles? Radiohead? Why can't...

NEW: Ahoy there! As part of our elaborate world domination plans, the group is now available on Facebook too. Join us as we spread anarchy and debauchery (and some good music in between) worldwide and take over the world!

Semi-official statement: Dear Oxymoronized Onionminded Metalheads™, supporters and random visitors - there have been certain thoughts at the headquarters, about declaring the 4th of June as International Troll Day, in honor of Mr. Trololo, so that the day of his departure would be remembered by all the citizens of the internet. What say you?

Hi traveller, take a close look at the charts for these are the most open-minded ones you will ever see. You may ask why? Or how come? Or how dare you? Or *insert random question here*, or even WTF? In any case, the answer is rather simple: those charts are carefully hand- and ear-crafted by us - Oxymoronized Onionminded Metalheads™, (group of most open-minded people in the whole known (and possibly unknown) universe), and approved by almighty Onion Gods. And wait, there's more...well, actually there isn't, so enjoy your visit and stay random.
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  • WhiteSleep

    Hello! This is new metal project from Lithuania. We have only few songs recorded at live perfomance. So I make a little live demo. Maybe you like it, maybe not. But when you have time for this, just try to listen it. Thanks. ;) http://www.last.fm/music/Forbidden+Choice/Live+Debut+@+Men%C5%B3+Diena

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  • donBastardo

    As estonian, i approve the latvian jokes.

    yesterday afternoon Reply
  • LurkingInShadow

    Hahaha

    19 May 1:21am Reply
  • black_art

    hi there need artwork for your band ? i do full cd artwork includes :- front cover - back cover- inside cd tray- booklet 4/8 pages- cd round- all layout and text for the cd all for 100€ (some available for 50€) i accept paypal and bank transfer payments my email is blackart@sapo.pt available : https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.103560586501789.1073741833.100005435432576&type=3 done : https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.103554083169106.1073741832.100005435432576&type=3 kind " metal " regards Ricardo " blackart " Fernandes

    18 May 5:29pm Reply
  • agent_logic

    Full of fuck, my brain is.

    18 May 6:50am Reply
  • HavikK

    How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? A : 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.

    18 May 12:37am Reply
  • LurkingInShadow

    Ooooooooooooooooooooh I get it now.

    16 May 11:30pm Reply
  • HavikK

    Two men look at cloud. One see potato, the other see unobtainable dream. Is same cloud.

    16 May 8:16pm Reply
  • XtremeBrutality

    Latvian man finds dog on way home one day. Latvian man happy; can cook dog to stop malnourish for family. Latvian man see Amerikansky magazine in trash can next to house. He see ad that say "Animals have feeling too. Treat animals like treat person." Latvian man sad; he know he no can eat dog for malnourish anymore. So Latvian man take dog to politburo for execute. But when he get there politburo no want dog, only want man. Latvian man spend year in politburo. Is no punch line. Only suffering.

    16 May 6:17pm Reply
  • HavikK

    Latvian's are poor and no have salt for potato, so father make daughter cry and use tears for salt for better potato. But potato is only hallucinate from malnourish. Is really rock.

    16 May 1:51pm Reply
  • LurkingInShadow

    I don't get it.

    16 May 4:37am Reply
  • HavikK

    Latvian girl is say "I want go America one day." Father is say "I send you America." Daughter is thank father. Make tears of happy. Father use for salty potato. Father think moment, say "Daughter, I no send you America." Potato is more salt.

    16 May 3:45am Reply
  • LurkingInShadow

    Never really followed hockey. Played it in school for parts of P.E. Fun until I almost got hit in the face by the hockey puck. Loved archery though.

    15 May 11:22pm Reply
  • Gmorq

    Latvian man not see old neighbor for many days. He go into house to see how is. Neighbor frozen to death. Man very happy. Family eat well for many weeks now.

    15 May 11:07pm Reply
  • Gmorq

    Latvian man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home find all family gone Siberia! "More bread for me" man think. But bread have worm.

    15 May 11:05pm Reply
  • HavikK

    any of you guys follow hockey..? Go Wings.

    15 May 6:31pm Reply
  • XtremeBrutality

    Yes.

    15 May 6:12pm Reply
  • HavikK

    moar liek lolocaust amirite

    15 May 3:19am Reply
  • LurkingInShadow

    Ha Ha Holocaust

    15 May 2:46am Reply
  • HavikK

    Man. I wish the holocaust actually happened sometimes.

    15 May 2:07am Reply
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