Nonce Sense

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Leader: eternaldescent
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Created on: 27 Oct 2008
A group dedicated to hunting down all paedophiles.

A group dedicated to hunting down all paedophiles, suspected paedophiles, possible paedophiles, people who look like they may be paedophiles, those who have jobs that sound like the word "paedophile", and those who are not involved with the hunting down of paedophiles.

An alliance of UK tabloids (Daily Mail, Daily Express, Daily Sport, The Sun, Split, etc.), Sky News, ITV, Trisha and Robert Kilroy-Silk formed Nonce Sense with the aim of selling more papers and increasing ratings by whipping up suspicion and hate in the public, while feeding the base instincts that they claim to police.

Some important facts you need to know about Paedophiles.

. Online paedophiles can actually make your keyboard release toxic vapours that make you suggestible, if your child has been a victim of this he or she may smell like hammers.
. Paedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than humans.
. In Soviet Russia, strangers take candy from you.
. Paedophiles are using an area of the internet the size of Ireland.
. In the 1950's a national questionnaire explained exactly what a paedophile was, each man in Britain was asked if he thought he was one, 92% said yes.
. The British army has never launched an offensive against a six year old child.
. Paedophiles use special inflatable "trust me" trousers to disguise the fact they are sexually aroused, these trousers are readily available on the internet.
. Paedophiles have there own text message slang, because they are on edge they often dial wrong numbers so here are things to watch out for

* P2PBSM = Pipe to pipe bushman, code for two paedophiles having sex with each other while watching children from a shrub.
* BDL = Dusty blond lulu, thats a male paedophile disguised as a lion.
* BALTIMORA = simply means i am running at them now with my trousers down.

Paedophile are often known by some of the following names,

. Nonce
. Perv
. Slot Badger
. 2 pin din plug
. Bush dodger
. Small bean regarder
. Una bummer
. Nut administrator
. Bent ref
. Crazy world of Arthur Brown
. Fence Vole
. Free willy
. Chimney bottler
. Bunty man
. Shrub rocketeer

Paedophiles will argue that these terms are just another form of racism.

If you want to know more about paedophilia follow this link

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  • Alexhoth

    I heard that paedophiles are using an area of internet the size of IRELAND to control keyboards

    10 Mar 2014 Reply
  • D5FA

    this is just another form of racism

    6 Jan 2014 Reply
  • Hepatitis_C

    15 Mar 2011 Reply
  • Coco-Shunter

    If a pedophile actually seen this group, he'd try to attack it

    14 Oct 2009 Reply
  • BlackProject

    Also, INCREDIBLE group!

    18 Mar 2009 Reply
  • BlackProject

    Paedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me.

    18 Mar 2009 Reply
  • Aurist-

    that is, just to let you know

    15 Mar 2009 Reply
  • Aurist-

    hey guys you're making a difference

    15 Mar 2009 Reply
  • whatwillburn

    let's hear it for the Paedofinder General

    25 Dec 2008 Reply
  • Kym-B

    Serious??!? Can't have that! Free anti-pedophile fridge magnets all round! Pedo-Fact#1: Pedophiles are water-soluble.

    8 Dec 2008 Reply
  • Shattered-Hope

    Well, I've read somewhere (don't remember where exactly) the accusations had never bene proved... anyway, I still enjoy their music ;)

    26 Nov 2008 Reply
  • TucoBenedicto

    I fully support what this group is trying to achieve and lend it my utmost support.

    14 Nov 2008 Reply
  • thrashduck

    Better not connect any Peter Files...

    12 Nov 2008 Reply
  • Kym-B

    I've never even heard of them.

    10 Nov 2008 Reply
  • Shattered-Hope

    Thee plague of gentlemen suffered enough, I really don't agree with putting them here... The guy's life has already been destroyed

    9 Nov 2008 Reply
  • Kym-B

    Destroy ALL pediatricians!

    4 Nov 2008 Reply
  • eternaldescent

    I was considering adding old pete and also MJ and the Belgium doom metal band thee plague of gentleman, when i can be bothered they will be added. I personally think MJ is innocent but who gives a fuck about my opinion, he will added.

    2 Nov 2008 Reply
  • Kym-B

    We need to add Pete Townshend as a connected artist, you bunch of shits.

    1 Nov 2008 Reply
  • Kym-B

    Now that is scientific fact - there's no real evidence for it - but it is scientific fact.

    1 Nov 2008 Reply
  • Jaffa_X

    Why isn't Phil Collins or Genesis connected to this page, either? :P

    30 Oct 2008 Reply
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