1. Mötley Crüe
- No matter how much I love Crue I still admit that most of their post-Dr. Feelgood
, pre-New Tattoo
sucked really-really bad. Not to mention Tommy Lee's escapades.
2. Тимур Шаов
- His text may be genius-level, but some of his songs are filled with too much "what the hell was he THINKING", I don't share all of his opinions and his voice sucks a lot...
3. Running Wild
I love these guys. But their songs can sound really-REALLY repetetive at times.
4. Lemon Demon
To make it to his best songs you'll have to wail trough the piles of "cover-your-ears-and-run". Especially on his earlier albums, where all the best songs are.
5. Король и Шут
Same thing here. And seriously, punk? What the hell was he smoking?
Sigh... Yet again for every "Oh my gosh, this is the best song ever created by mankind" there's two "cover your ears and run for the hills!" ones...
7. Terry Scott Taylor
Um... Uh... How about the fact that there were no new Neverhood games for him to fully shine?
8. Laura Karpman
Things get harder... How about the fact that I'm not getting a hard-on from her?
9. Paul Romero & Rob King
They're both BALD! Nothing wrond with that, but I needed something.
"Our texts are 80's and meaningless but our songs are great."
11. Gorky Park
They went from metal to pop! And artists never should do SUCH a heel-face-turn!
12. Несчастный Случай
They didn't do a soundtrack for the movie version of "Radio Day" and "Elections Day" movies. And that's bullshit.
"Hi, we're out of songs, but we've got a new vocalist, so let's redo them!"
14. Joby Talbot
He's tagged "emo", for godssake.
Are they over this Algalord thing yet?
"Resistance is futile. We are the only OS that actually have any use for gamers. Boom-chaka-wow." (And I only listen to one track from "Age of Mythology". Joy.)
17. Високосный Год
Seriously, when have THEY last realeased an album?
18. Heroes of Might and Magic III
Get out of my charts, you fake.
19. Gypsy Pistoleros
Two albums with different covers and one new track. Whoop-dee-fucking-do.
20. Guns N' Roses
I blame them as much as Nirvana
for the death of Hair.
21. Twisted Sister
No, seriously, have you seen those guys videos?
22. The Offspring
What style are they now? Nu-metal? I can't even keep track...
23. Emir Kusturica & The No Smoking Orchestra
I like the band, but Kusturica is too often really over his head...
He's not a genius. Period. He has his good tracks but actually calling him a genius?
They're so bad it's good. Really. No voice, lousy lyrics and over-use of synthezer. Yawn...
Well, that was long... Oh well.