• EMO JOKES!

    on this forum you have to tell us mo jokes and also comment other peoples jokes!!! It'll be FUUUN!

  • emo joke number one

    what is one MCR member on the bottom of the ocean?
    -pollution
    what are all MCR members on the bottom of the ocean?
    -sollution
    XD

  • emo joke number two

    how long does an emo-mcr-P!@td-fan-girl take out the trash?

    9 months!!!
    xD

  • emo joke number three

    what is the difference between gerard way and shit on a stick?
    -stick

  • emo joke number four

    who jumpes of the empire state building, gerard way or frank lero?

    -WHO CARES!

  • emo joke number four

    who jumpes of the empire state building, gerard way or frank lero?

    -WHO CARES!

    • Salvo87 said...
    • User
    • 24 Jan 2007, 21:06

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    Edited by hjbardenhagen on 1 Jan 2011, 07:18
    • Titch66 said...
    • User
    • 24 Jan 2007, 23:49
    Some emo jokes...not all are funny Q: Why did the family wish for their lawn to be emo? A: They wouldn't have to cut their grass anymore, it would cut itself. Q: How do you stop an emo from drowning? A: Tell him to write a song about it. Q: What do you say when 1,000 emo's are running through town? A: The cliff is that way. Q: What did the emo say when the kid asked in line "Can I cut you?" A: The emo said "I cut MYSELF." Q: How do you make an emo kid cry? A: Squirt lemon juice on his arm. Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None, they'll just sit in the dark and cry. Q. What do you call an emo with cancer? A. Chemo Emo Q. What is the main important thing for an emo to remember? A. I am a non-conformist, just like all my friends. - emo 3:16 Q. How long does it take an emo kid to apply his eyeliner? A. An exceptionally long time. Q. How do you kill an emo? A. Give him a sharper knife. Q. How do you get an emo down from a tree? A. You cut the rope... Q. How many emo kids does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends on how hard you throw them. Q. How many emos does it take to microwave a burrito? A. Four. ....One to cry about it on LiveJournal. ....One to make a Myspace about it. ....One to take a picture of them taking a picture of ....themselves in a mirror and post it on LiveJournal and MySpace. ....The other to make the burrito. Q: Why don't emo kids need hands when playing hide-and-seek? A: Their hair keeps them from peeking. Im so emo they kick me out of the bar when they start "Happy Hour"

  • These aren't funny at all. If I wanted people to laugh, I wouldn't resort to blurting out these half-assed puns. You want to know what's funny?

    Pictures. To demonstrate my point:



    To adapt to poking fun at emo's, you add text:



    See what I mean?

  • hahahaha good one;)

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 25 Jan 2007, 08:21
    They're not even emo, I'm in this groups because I hate MCR, not emo.

    You all clearly don't know what you're talking about.

    • Monkor said...
    • User
    • 25 Jan 2007, 12:34
    BusaBoy said:
    They're not even emo, I'm in this groups because I hate MCR, not emo.

    You all clearly don't know what you're talking about.


    yeah but its all part of the same wimpy assed faggotry

  • GTFO busaboy.

    • MathizZ said...
    • User
    • 26 Jan 2007, 19:55

  • I'm so emo I shit tears...
    I'm so goth I shit bats... etc.

    Q: If your doctor would give you just one day to live what would you do?
    A: Party! Pillage! Rape! Murder!
  • BusaBoy said:
    They're not even emo, I'm in this groups because I hate MCR, not emo.

    You all clearly don't know what you're talking about.

    Yeah, Matt Get the fuck out of here. :p

  • one more :D

    How many emos do you need to cange a lightbulb? :D
    No one. They prefer it to cry in the darkness ;) xD

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 6 Feb 2007, 18:29
    BusaBoy said:
    They're not even emo, I'm in this groups because I hate MCR, not emo.

    You all clearly don't know what you're talking about.
    well basicaly it's the same shit

  • should i delete busaboy from this group for saying that?

    ???

    • MathizZ said...
    • User
    • 8 Feb 2007, 22:37
    GregaKoco said:
    ???

    yes!

  • Busaboys a mate of mine. So yes delete him from the group. :p

  • GregaKoco said:
    ???

    yes^^

  • that gay is not in this group anymore....fuckin' faggot

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