Go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and press play. Use the song titles as your answers.
How does the world see me?
Song: Skylines and Turnstiles
Artist:My Chemical Romance
Comments: I don't quite get this song, something about uncertainty?
Will I have a happy life?
Artist: Suicidal Tendencies
Comments: Pretty Self-Explanatory hahahaha *cough*
What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Master of Puppets
Comments: This makes me feel really positive, a song about controlling -___-
Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Ode to Crayola
Artist: Lemon Demon
Comments: Crayons love me?.....
How can I make myself happy?
Song: Whiskey In the Jar
Comments: Drink! Or the devil.
What should I do with my life?
Song: 96 Quite Bitter Beings
Comments: Not move to Hellview.
Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: Ride the wings of Pestilence
Artist: From First to Last
Comments: I have a disease O_O
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Stairway To Heaven
Artist: Led Zeppelin
Comments: Do it on the stairs, woot!
Will I ever have children?
Song: Ready Steady Go
Artist: Paul Oakenfold
Comments: I need to have children now? this is confusing////
Will I die happy?
Comments: Smooth beats, mellow song. Good death!
What is some good advice for me?
Song: Free Will
Comments: Watch One Piece? Listen to Japanese music? Both sound great!
What is happiness?
Song: Caught in a Web
Artist: Dream Theater
Comments: Being in a trap? another confusing one
What is your favourite fetish?
Song: Come on Feel the Noise
Artist: Quiet Riot
Comments: GET WILD! Girls rock your boys!
How will I be remembered?
Artist: System of a Down
Comments: Have an out of body experience and everyone crying...or possibly architecture! Philosophy? Lying naked on the floor, MESSIAH!