The Funniest/Weirdest Songs You've Ever Heard

 
  • The Funniest/Weirdest Songs You've Ever Heard

    What are some of the weirdest or funniest songs you've heard? Some of mine are most Bloodhound Gang songs. Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo, The Bad Touch and Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss. And then there's Gay Bar by the Electric Six.

  • "Knights of Cydonia" by MUSE... very weird and funny.

  • (I Was Born) A Unicorn - The Unicorns

    Konichiwa Bitches!!!!!
  • Faggot - Mindless Self Indulgence.
    ^ That my friends..is a funny song.

  • funny and weird...well it's Architecture In Helsink!

    • Light_m said...
    • User
    • 4 Aug 2006, 23:08
    Hello all.
    The weirdest song ever:
    Pink Floyd - Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In a Cave And Groovinf With A Pict

    What the hell is that???

  • Peter Gabriel - Moribund the Burgermeister

    • haw-haw said...
    • User
    • 7 Aug 2006, 21:10
    Faith No More - Das Schützenfest

  • Birdhouse in your Soul, Fish Heads, and Particle Man, all by They Might Be Giants.

    Also, Dirt Bike by Hot Action Cop, hahah.

    • theTard said...
    • User
    • 8 Aug 2006, 15:45
    I'm so Postmodern by Bedroom Philosopher (almost pissed myself to death) Heres the lyrics:

    I'm so postmodern that I just don't talk anymore,
    I wear different coloured t-shirts according to my mood.

    I'm so postmodern that I work from home
    as a surf life saving consumer hotline.

    I'm so postmodern that all my clothes are made out of sleeping bags,
    I don't need pockets, I'm a pocket myself.

    I'm so postmodern I go to parties I'm not invited to
    and locate the vegemite and write my name on everyone.

    I'm so postmodern that I write reviews for funerals,
    and heckle at weddings from inside a suitcase.

    I'm so postmodern I'm going to adopt a child,
    and teach him how to knit, and call him Adolf Diggler.

    I'm so postmodern that I breakdance in waiting rooms,
    play Yahtzee in nightclubs, at three in the afternoon.

    I'm so postmodern I only go on dates that last thirteen minutes,
    via walky talky, while hiding under the bed.

    I'm so postmodern I invite strangers to my house,
    and put on a slide show of other people's nans.

    I'm so postmodern I went home and typed up everything you said,
    and printed it out in wingdings, and gave it back to you.

    I'm so postmodern I held an art exhibition -
    a Chuppa Chup stuck to a swimming cap, and no one was invited.

    I'm so postmodern I make alphabet soup,
    and dye it purple, and pour it on the lawn.

    I'm so postmodern I request Hey Mona on karaoke,
    then sing my life story to the tune of My Sharona.

    I'm so postmodern I only think in palendromic haikus -
    (insert palendromic haiku).

    I'm so postmodern that I sit down to wee,
    and stand up to poo, at job interviews.

    I'm so postmodern that I dress up as Santa,
    in the middle of August, and haunt golf courses.

    I'm so postmodern that I cut off all my hair,
    and knitted it into a beanie, and threw it off a bridge.

    I'm so postmodern that I stole everyone's mail,
    and cut them up into a ransom note and hid it in a thermos.

    I'm so postmodern I take my leggo to the supermarket
    and build my own shopping trolley, and only buy one nut.

    I'm so postmodern I wrote a letter to the council -
    ...I think it was 'M.'

    I'm so postmodern I bought a round the world plane ticket,
    and stuffed my clothes with eggplant and pretended it was me.

    I'm so postmodern I've got a tattoo of my pin number
    in heiroglyphics on my neighbour's guide dog.

    I'm so postmodern I fought my way into parliament,
    and made a law banning Nuttelex, and then moved to Spain.

    I'm so postmodern that I iron all my lettuce leaves,
    put my shirts in the crisper - they're real crisp.

    I'm so postmodern I give live mice to buskers,
    dirty tea towels to the Mormons, and pavlova to crabs.

    I'm so postmodern that I live in a tent,
    on a platform of skateboards that's tied to a tram.

    I'm so postmodern I write four thousand-word essays
    on the cultural significance of party pies.

    I'm so postmodern I recite Shakespeare at KFC drive thru's,
    through a megaphone, in sign language.

    I'm so postmodern I'm going to watch the Olympics
    on a black & white TV, with the sound down.

    I'm so postmodern I go to the gym after hours,
    push up against the door, then cry myself to sleep.

    I'm so postmodern I wrote a trilogy of novels
    from the perspective of a possum that Jesus patted once.

    I'm so postmodern that I marry all my friends,
    soak myself in metho, and tell them that they've changed.

    I'm so postmodern I bought every book written in 1963
    as a reading challenge, and clogged up a waterslide.

    I'm so postmodern I think I might be a god
    in my undies rolling in sugar, in the carpark of a rodeo.

    I'm so postmodern I prerecorded this song,
    and laced a message subliminally telling Shane Porteous to buy a smock.



    ohh and also.. anything by tism makes almost pop a lung

  • Paris Hilton - Fightin' Over Me

  • Th' Legendary Shack Shakers - Monkey on a doghouse

    and yeah, some bloodhound gang songs

  • It was a song from the film "Meet the Feebles" by Peter Jackson. It was called "Sodomy".

    • nemo_hr said...
    • User
    • 10 Aug 2006, 20:58
    i think of Montreal are the best at combining weird and funny ;-) let's say Rapture Rapes the Muses is the weirdest (it' a favourite of mine, they have tons of equaly crazy stuff :) anything from Smoosh also!

    ... uuu my Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen) just hopped in my player :)

    and there's a bunch of our local (Croatian) bands i consider to make REALY weird music :)

    your kung-fu is not strong enough!
    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 11 Aug 2006, 11:18
    Fool's Garden - Lemon Tree
    That's a really weird song but it's funny and after listening to it you're really in a good mood.

    Aaand some songs of The Boss Hoss xD!

  • Oh Larsen B - British Sea Power. It's about an antarctic ice shelf. Seriously.

    According to Isaac Asimov, the most practical and dramatic victory of science over religion occured in the seventeenth century, when churches began to put up lightning conductors.
  • We Are Scientists - 'The Nature Of Empirical Truth' is a pretty funny and odd song. Probably not the weirdest ever, but it makes me chuckle.

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 15 Aug 2006, 10:46
    Nic Fit - Sonic Youth
    WASP - Bauhaus
    the whole Suspended Animation album of Fantomas

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 15 Aug 2006, 17:50
    Napoleon XIV - They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!
    I'm not sure if it's a song, but does have a rhytm and I hear a tambourine and clapping in the background. It's an old song from 60's and it's very weird and funny.

  • Oh I got another one!

    San Fransico Fat by NOFX. Everytime I hear it I laugh so hard.

  • Half-Handed Cloud - Animals Are Cut in Two
    Deerhoof - Panda Panda Panda
    I Monster - Daydream in Blue
    Dangerdoom - Vats of Urine
    Princess Superstar - Bad Babysitter
    Islands - Where there's a will, there's a whalebone
    Islands - Don't call me Whitney, Bobby
    Ween - Bananas and Blow
    CocoRosie - Noah's Ark

  • Two for the price of one

    "Chelsea Hotel Oral Sex Song" by Jeffrey Lewis
    "Walt Whitman" by My Robot Friend

    • pix101 said...
    • User
    • 24 Aug 2006, 07:39
    Just sooo funny:
    Morphine - Empty Box
    Pixies - Holiday Song
    Magnetic Fields - How fucking romantic

    Bit of both:
    The Books - Enjoy Your Worries You May Never Have Them Again (actually anything by The Books)
    Yo La Tengo - Nuclear War

    Have you been reading my mind...What did you find? ~*~lloyd cole~*~
    Begin at the beginning carry on to the end and then stop
    • madzik_ said...
    • User
    • 24 Aug 2006, 12:27
    from BHG -whole One Fierce Beer Coaster and Hooray For Boobies are funny. btw - RHCP - Hump De Bumb; Monty Python - Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life; The Offspring - The Worst Hangover Ever, Don't Pick It Up; The Automatic - Monster; The Kooks - Naive; The Smashing Pumpkins - We Only Come Out At Night; The Hives - Little More For Little You; Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out; Bob Marley - Buffalo Soldier
    and of course - LOITUMA - LEVA'S POLKA - it always makes me smile :)

    *whatever people say I am, that's what I'm not*
  • i think that the song vicinity of obscenity from System of a down is really weird and really really funny, when he sings about banana, banana, terracotta, banana, terracotta....pie! :))))

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