suck my sock

  • although i understand that this is of course an important matter, i don't usually wear a spoon at all - especially not inserted into any orifice. holes are generally reserved for inserting my cock. i normally keep a spoon in my hand and a sock on my foot. this way i find myself prepared for any cheese related event.

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 12 Jun 2006, 23:15
    isn't this boring?
    i've already had to make new holes in my body for the socks. i often used a spoon to make these holes. and when you have luck you can enjoy some cheese coming out of yourself. but this only happens when christmas and xmas are on the same weekend!

  • I reckon you're a bit strange

  • you don't the purpose of this thread, cockcheese

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 20 Jun 2006, 23:36
    is strange the same as strong?
    my english isn't the best.

  • kaosmonkey: strange heißt seltsam, strong heißt stark...

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 21 Jun 2006, 11:28
    thank you very much. i thought i have to die stupid.

  • you probably would have if you didn't block the holes with socks. that was a good plan methinks

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 5 Jul 2006, 14:53
    oh yeah that's true. socks could save so much lives. jsut use them. anyhow.

    • Beav said...
    • User
    • 10 Jul 2006, 07:59
    Socks on firemen.

    Tell me how much we fucking suck.
  • wtf are you saying? fireman ain't wearing socks! they're using water hoses!

    • Celuie said...
    • User
    • 11 Jul 2006, 01:01
    Quoth cockcheese:
    I reckon you're a bit strange

    best one. priceless.

    you chanel chainsaw, you.
  • Celuie said:
    Quoth cockcheese:
    I reckon you're a bit strange

    best one. priceless.

    methinks you're strange too if only for the strange way you wear a hat

  • Do you mind if I have a smoke?

  • yes
    I can't stand it when someone smokes. Besides, I'm having breakfast, ffs! Don't smoke when I'm eatin!

  • You can have a smoke with me.

  • I do not smoke. That's why I hate it when people are smoking next to me

  • It's never too late to start.

    • myparty said...
    • User
    • 22 Jul 2006, 09:23
    i'll smoke with you :]

  • It's never too late to stop

  • Ah, we will al die anyway, and I don't want to regret dying a healthy man!

  • dying earlier makes you stay dead longer

  • Yeah, but you get to smoke in heaven for long enough before being reborn.

  • you can smoke my cock

    Soldered To A Threelayered Concrete Brainwave Castration
    • duklai said...
    • User
    • 14 Aug 2006, 23:46

    You really do all suck.

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