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  • Weekly Lyrics Ep.1

    11 Jun 2010, 22:30 by CrashRHCP

    As of today, I, CrashRHCP, will present you with the lyrics of a song once a week.
    This is my first try at something like this, so please leave a comment with a feedback!

    Lyrics of today: Pink Floyd - Time from the album The Dark Side Of The Moon.

    Artist: Pink Floyd became one of my favorite bands simply because of their lyrics, i think they are amazing, and so i decided that my first song would be one of them. Maybe i could have chosen one better, but i liked this one. For the ones who doesn't know this marvelous band, Pink Floyd are an progressive and psychedelic rock band. They are known for their lyrics and that special sound that made them who they are now.

    Song: This song was made in 1973, and is one of the tracks of the Dark Side Of The Moon album, which is, till today one of the most well succeeded albums of all time. Every song on that album talks about elements of a persons life, and this one,as it should be obvious, talks about time. One thing worth mention about this too, is that it contains a extra part, sort of an hidden track, called "breathe reprise" which is starts right after Time.

    Lyrics:
    Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
    Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
    Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
    Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

    Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
    And you are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
    And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
    No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

    And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking
    Racing around to come up behind you again
    The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
    Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

    Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
    Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
    Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
    The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say

    BREATHE REPRISE
    Home, home again
    I like to be here when I can
    And when I come home cold and tired
    It’s good to warm my bones beside the fire
    Far away across the field
    The tolling of the iron bell
    Calls the faithful to their knees
    To hear the softly spoken magic spells.

    Meaning:
    Ok. Now, to the most important part of the day, lets crack the meaning of this lyrics. To be honest, i choose this one as my first because they are good lyrics, but they're also easy to understand.
    So, lets start with the beginning of course. If you listen to the song itself, it starts with the sound of a bunch of clocks ticking, it's important to note that in the middle of all those clocks you can clearly hear the sound of an heart beat, meaning that the heart, and our own life, is like a clock, just waiting to stop.
    About the lyrics itself, the first verses talk about when we were kids, and we just wasted time wandering around, doing nothing, because we had so much time to live. But after a while we notice that we wasted too much, that we "missed the starting gun". After that we are presented with an race between us and the sun. We are trying to make the days longer, try to enjoy our days to the fullest, but now its to late, we are getting older, are getting "one day closer to death".
    I think the last verse is kinda funny, because it show one example of that, the song ended and he didn't got to say everything he wanted, like in every persons lives, most of them can't do everything they want before it's time to get out of this world, and then, it's to late, "The time is gone",

    After that we are presented with the second part of the song "Breathe", being the first part in the first track. This one show us clearly the life of the workers, as they reach home "cold and tired", and their moment of relaxation.
    The bells mentioned in the song are clearly church bells, meaning that the song also refers to death, making it fit on "Time".
    The last verse refers probably, to religion and their "Magic spells", showing that being faithful does not stop death and that, in the end, we're all the same.


    Well, that was all for this week i hope you like it!
  • You know what's really cool about Lady Gaga?

    28 Apr 2010, 20:24 by InsaneGenius

    Lady Gaga: She quotes directly from various Black Metal songs

    Proof:
    Bad Romance
    Rah Rah Rah Raahaah Rah Rah

    War
    Rah Rah Rah Raahaah Rah Rah

    Bad Romance
    Rah ah Raaah ah raah raah

    Abschiedsbrief des Prometheus
    Rah ah Raaah ah raah raah

    There are more references, but I'm too tired to list them all.

    I gotta say, I didn't like her before, but now that I know where her inspiration is coming from I may be able to appreciate her music.

    But only the first album, 'cause it's the only kvlt one from before she sold out.
  • Krachfabrik: Mandatory post for my new FREE! shit album.

    8 Mar 2010, 18:55 by InsaneGenius

    I'm lazy right now. I did a post for some forum but now I'm more in the mood to copypaste links. The album is less shitty then the others.

    Here you have a post that links you back to last.fm if you want to listen to single songs. You COULD download it zipped from there, though.
    http://krachfabrik.wordpress.com/albums/album-5-cacophonous-event-horizon/

    Oh, and become a fan on facebook just for good measure.
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Krachfabrik/318783205422
  • Unmusik

    24 Jul 2009, 15:08 by InsaneGenius

    It's been about time. Is what people said when InsaneGenius didn't release any songs for about two months. Those same people are now in shock again, as the fourth Krachfabrik album is now complete. Just like his previous efforts, the fourth record "Unmusik" features 12 tracks. This time the quality varies even more, because InsaneGenius stopped using his old recording methods when his neighbours complained it was too loud. That's why the last four tracks of the album were recorded directly from the audio stream of IGs computer. As compensation for the lack of lo-fi badness you can now hear various windows system sounds throughout the songs (actually it's just two times, the same sound, in the same song). Another thing this album has in common with its predecessors is that it is advertised as "sucking less". In this case an ass-whoopin' 15 %. That makes it 20 %, 5%, 15% so far. So Unmusik only sucks 64.6 % the (mind-boggingly high) amount of the first album. The only thing new is the increased use of soundfonts, which previously, could only be heard in some of the non-album tracks.



    01 Unhip Monkey Comparison - (Download)
    A song about how this is okay, but that is totally racist. At least that's one excuse for the song title.

    02 Panda Porno - (Download)
    Wait, why's this song called Panda Porno? I don't know, and I made that song.

    03 Ad Hominem - (Download)
    This song is part of my Anti-iTunes campaign. Basically I accuse the program of some bad things.

    04 Kakinga - (Download)
    If you don't know what Kakinga is you lack uh...
    Okay, it's salt sticks.

    05 Banishment / The End - (Download)
    Random apocalypse song parody. Just replace "You" with "Lucifer", "have been" with "has been", "banned" with "banished" and "from Last.fm" with "from Heaven". There. Then "You" comes back to wreck some shit. It makes less sense shortly after that...
    See also: The End / The End (The End)
    Also inspired by a certain wave of bans back in April.

    06 Motherfucking Gas Station Attendant - (Download)
    After my 1 and a half month long break, when I finished playing Persona 3 and 4 I made this song. It's called Motherfucking Gas Station Attendant for a reason. If you want to know the whole truth behind that, you'll have to reach out for it yourself.
    This song features a reference to my fan at the end.

    07 Antisocial Butterfly - (Download)
    Definitely the worst song on the album. I myself say so.
    It's not only so bad because it features improvised singing by me.
    This one again features a reference to my fan.

    08 Deus Ex Festival - (Download)
    I watched Code Geass R2 shortly before making that. I'm not sure if that is related to the song, though.

    09 Ode To My Fan (Ventilator bei Mondschein) - (Download)
    Finally, a song about my fan for real. Also the first song to be recorded directly from the audio stream. Ah, yes. My fan.

    10 Zugfahrt (MWS) - (Download)
    The mandatory weird song of the album. Called "Zugfahrt" which translates as "train ride"

    11 Baal Vokuhila - Bad Haircut Demon - (Download)
    Okay, so... this song. It's like... you meet some guy and he has a mullet and you're all like "HOLY SHIT IT'S A MULLET!". Then you talk to him a bit and you think "It's okay, it's just a haircut" but then it strikes you again "FUCK IT'S A MULLET" and you turn away to run, only to find a mirror and see it is already too late. You've been possessed by the bad haircut demon.
    This song's name is partially inspired by a strip of 8-bit theater.

    12 Facepalm 2 Headdesk - (Download)
    Sometimes the stupidity around you is just too much. This can't be real. So you use certain methods to see if this is really just a bad dream. But it never is.
  • Transcripts of intros to songs that feature chainsaws.

    16 Jul 2009, 19:07 by InsaneGenius

    Slaughter On the Dancefloor
    "HAhaaa, Chainsaw Demon, Let's go Disco"
    "Yah, let's give 'em hell"
    "Sorry guys, we don't want any metal people in here"
    "What?"
    "What is this?"
    "What is this you fucker?"
    "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH"
    <Chainsaw Noises>
    "rAAAAAAAAAAAAH you motherfucker, you fucking bitches HAHAHA"
    <Screams by various people accompany the chainsaws>
    <girl starts screaming>
    <panic>
    "??? Speed Metal Satan"
    <More screaming>
    <Chainsaws still>
    "He's got a chainsaw"
    <song starts>


    Speed Metal Sentence
    "Has the Jury reached a verdict"
    "We have, your honor. We find Cranium guilty as charged"
    "Chainsaw Demon, there can only be one sentence for you: The electric chair"
    "Go ahead, it won't work on me."
    "As for Graveraper, I find his crimes just as serious: Death by hanging"
    "Whoa, I can't be killed, I'm to tough"
    "Necronudist on the other hand, we get a different sentence: Life imprisonment"
    "What?! You can't keep me locked up forever you motherfuckers"
    "That will be all, case dismissed"
    <ruckus>
    "Order, order in court, order in court!"
    <ruckus>
    "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH AYAYAYAAAARAGH"
    <song starts>
    <several chainsaw noises throughout>

    King Of Killing
    "Ugh, Debauchery is so boring"
    "boring AC/CD"
    "So boring"
    "Sounds like Six Feet Under"
    "What is this? A AC/DC tribute?"
    <drum beat starts>
    "I'm a very important music critic, and a professional cock sucker and I just can't feel what these guys are doing"
    "FEEL THIS YOU FUCKING SHITCUNT"
    <chainsaws and screams>
    "THIS GOES OUT TO ALL THE FUCKERS WHO HATE ME!"
    <chainsaw noise>
    "TO ALL THE FUCKERS WHO HATE DEBAUCHERY"
    <Chainsaws>
    "FUCK YOU, I'LL STITCH YOUR ANUS TOGETHER SO YOU WILL DROWN IN YOUR OWN SHIT"
    <song starts>

    Let me know if you know any others.
  • Crimes Against Music... Here it goes again.

    12 Apr 2009, 12:11 by InsaneGenius

    Holy Shit, it's the third fucking 12-Song set already.
    And it still doesn't seem like it's getting any good...
    And since I'm a sadist and a masochist it doesn't seem like I'm going to stop anytime soon.



    Love, Hate, Clouds.
    Inspired by this comic strip. Well...

    Kämpfende Kekse
    The name was inspired by this animation.
    Translated it means "Fighting Cookies"

    Deutschlehrer kackt auf Fensterbrett
    "German teacher shits on window sill" is what that title means.
    It is inspired by my personal speculations on a true story. At my old school someone decided to take a dump on the window sill in the toilet. I blamed it on the german teacher because he seemed to be upset the most about the affair.

    Anti-Music
    I don't know what to say about this one, I don't remember making it very clearly anymore.

    Das Ende des Zombie Knigge
    A new song in the "Zombie Knigge"-Saga started on the "Musik für Hörgeschädigte" Album.
    This song tells us about Zombie Knigge's demise.

    Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe (Poor Dog)
    One day I watched one of those "Hey, let's move to a foreign country with a crazy-ass-doomed-to-fail business idea even though we don't even understand their language"-show's, don't judge me.
    Anyway, that family moved to some african country, and for some reason their dog arrived two days late, so, to adequately greet the dog the only logical thing for both daughters, the mother and the father was to yell out the dogs name repeatedly, resulting in a storm of "Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe, phoebeohoebekeee".

    Ramblings Of A Drunken Madman
    Some guy once said that all of my posts seem like the ramblings of a drunken madman to him. This song is fairly tame because it features no rambling at all. But there's a version that contains rambling. Ramblings Of A Drunken Madman (WHAT?) Fuck, too much of it... even.

    Feed Me A Stray Cat!
    Inspired by the film "American Psycho".
    This song is about ATMs and homicidal behaviour.

    Disco Incarnate
    The first Krachfabrik track to incorporate vocals. Well... not really the first one.
    The sucky growly vocals tell us a story about how disco is unleashed upon us mere mortals and we can't do shit about it. This song is an open crime against metal.
    I also encourage you to check out The Love Dictators their music, unlike mine, doesn't suck. In fact it is some good catchy soviet flavored eurodance. I mean it, it's pretty good. It wont hurt to listen to one or two of the free tracks.

    Tabasco
    Yeah, seriously, why didn't I already have a song about Tabasco.

    Mandatory Weird Song (Pomegranate)
    Alternate titles were:
    "Mario eats funny mushrooms"
    "Boners in Paradise"
    "Drugs are good for you"
    "Mandatory Weird Song featuring a Xylophone"
    The song features a xylophone. There has to be at least one song on each album featuring a xylophone.

    On The Third Day... Still Dead
    I made this song, and since easter was approaching I gave it an easter inspired name.
  • Krachfabrik: Second Album "Musik für Hörgeschädigte"

    28 Jan 2009, 20:16 by InsaneGenius

    Musik für Hörgeschädigte (Music for the hearing impaired)

    It's been a little over a month since I released the first album of Krachfabrik I said it was bad... because it was. I said it sucks... because It did suck. That's why I am proud to inform you that this second album sucks approximately 20% less than the first one. Just like the first album (Look, mom! I made music!) this one has exactly twelve tracks. Yes, TWELVE tracks. Combined they are bout 40 minutes long this time, that's twice the length of a Slayer album. As for the style...
    most songs still consist of one melody repeated over and over in slight variations, but there's a bit more diversity here so maybe you'll be disappointed to find a song that doesn't follow that formula. I am sorry for this, but it's just so friggin hard to copy one measure and add one new instrument every few now and thens and accelerate the drum beat when the occasion arises.

    01 Schadenfreude ist die schönste Freude
    This is the opener, It's a typical Krachfabrik song. There's fake guitars, fake drums fake everything. The title means "Taking pleasure in the misfortune of others is the best kind of pleasure"

    02 Johan is a name
    This song brings some new element to Krachfabrik, synthesized synth instruments. That's twice the synth the human mind can take. There's a pimped up, extended version of this song too, it's called Scenery For A Doomsday. The names for both of the songs were inspired by Naoki Urasawa's Manga "Monster".

    03 Lighthouse For The Blind, Houston, Texas 77019
    Yet another new element: A song that's NOT a SINGLE wall of unpleasant sound. Originally I wanted to call this song "This song is a pregnant bitch" But then I found that bottle of glass cleaner with the address mentioned in the actual song title written on it.

    04 7/10 (Gutter Ball)
    Basically it's an extended version of 7/10 (Nice Spare) which I wrote in my brother's room while watching a match him and my father had in Wii Bowling. And that fucking asshole I call my father managed to do a 7-10 Split throw. Asshole.

    05 Sucks to be a fountain these days
    Simple: I walked through town and saw the frozen fountain. It must suck to be a fountain these days... if it's cold.

    06 One With The Cosmos (#13)
    That's where I pretend to make music to reflect the perceived state of mind from a character out of Naoki Urasawa's "20th Century Boys". It even has some vocals. Wow, the second song inspired by one of Urasawa's manga. Read 20th Century Boys. Don't worry, it's safe, there aren't any transforming girls or guys who grow progressively more powerful and longer and blonder hair, just a plot that doesn't make much sense even if you read it a second time. But it's good. That's why I read it a second time. It's good trust me, you should read it. Also: Read Monster, makes more sense than 20th Century Boys even with your eyes closed.

    07 Why the fuck am I bleeding?
    Those are the three or four measures of music I had already in a song of the first album. I chose the title after the first question that popped into my head after I saw blood coming out of my finger.

    08 Mein Kopiergerät hat drei Einzüge (Drei Einzüge hat mein Kopiergerät)
    After a few detours from the usual Krachfabrik approach THIS happens.
    This song's melody is made to resemble the sound of the copy machine at my workplace. That's why this song's name means "My copy machine has three things where the paper goes in [don't know the proper term] (Three things where the paper goes in [don't know the proper term] has my copy machine)"

    09 Cacophony No. 12 - Parole italiane con google tradotto dal tedesco
    That song... probably the worst on the album. So bad, that's why it's called Cacophony...
    If you want to know what the italian means you should use google to translate it.

    Next comes the "Defiler Of Knigge" trilogy. It's a trilogy about the grimmest thing know to man... good manners and customs.

    10 Defiler Of Knigge Part I - Falsche Gabelhaltung
    The first song of the trilogy is about holding a fork incorrectly while eating. Whichever way is incorrect, I don't know.

    11 Defiler Of Knigge Part II - Fauxpas beim anstoßen
    This one rapidly moves the plot of the trilogy, it turns out that the incorrect holding of the fork summoned Adolph Freiherr Knigge back from the dead. Who is displeased by the misuse of his name on all kinds of books that he disinherits his own legacy and becomes the Defiler of Knigge. (In germany how-to books about manners and customs are generally known as "Knigge" named after Adolph Freiherr Knigge. But of course they weren't written by him)

    12 Defiler Of Knigge Part III - Gesundheit!
    The epic finale of the trilogy and the album. Adolph Freiherr Knigge says "Gesundheit!" ("Bless you") after someone sneezed. He then forces the guy who sneezed to thank him for saying "Gesundheit" (Which means he wishes him good health).
    Ooooh, such evil sends shivers down my spine.


    Next album "Crimes Against Music" to be released once it's done.
  • Krachfabrik - FIRST ALBUM: Look, mom! I made music!

    14 Dec 2008, 21:19 by InsaneGenius

    GREATERRIFIC NEWS!!!

    The first amazing mediocre piss poor album of Krachfabrik is now completed and all 12 tracks are available for download via Last.fm!!!

    Here's my unbiased review of Look, mom! I made music!: It's super special awesome!!! (Can be considered a monument to the hate for music of all generations ever)

    Track 01: Hot Cross Buns
    A song written for Reunion Of Testicle
    It's supposed lyrics are widely known, but this version doesn't have any.

    Track 02: Army Of Bad Motherfuckers
    That is probably the second least sucky song I made.

    Track 03: Hornet (Hornet)
    A song about the struggles of a young man with hornets.

    Track 04: Heavy Metal Gunfight
    Fuck, is this a pneumatic hammer or something? A.W.E.S.O.M.E.!
    I made that before I decided to release any shit. So that should be an excuse.

    Track 05: Rape the fucking burning dragon who is bleeding to death and gives you a cookie (Krachfabrik version)
    Those are the instrumentals for Rape The Fucking Burning Dragon Who Is Bleeding To Death And Gives You A Cookie (extreme garbage version). They don't sound as sucky as in the original version. Because the original version doesn't use them.

    Track 06: A ponyrape Moment In Time
    A song about the life and death of . I made this in 30 minutes. It's THAT good.

    Track 07: Boredom - An der Waffel
    The most boring song I've ever written.

    Track 08: Geiler Saft/Wahnsinns Watte
    You can find an english translation of the lyrics on the song's page. The only song by Krachfabrik with vocals.

    Track 09: Dream Turning To Nighmare. But I Like It That Way, Baby!
    Now, that's one that doesn't entirely suck.

    Track 10: I'm devoting a shrine to 4chan just so I can desecrate it
    A song on how I devote a shrine to 4chan for the sole purpose of desecrating it (basically desecrating a shrine to 4chan means to keep it tidy and free of memes)

    Track 11: Brohdwoaschdt (Krachfabrik Version)
    A song written for some lyrics written together with my brother, cousin and her friend. No singing in this one though. It's also a shortened version with most of the remaining vocal parts played by a piano. But still the longest song on the album (with only 5 something minutes) . The full version (7 something minutes) is also available Vocal parts played by a guitar.

    Track 12: 12
    1:38 long. An expression of how awesome the number 12 is by being the song most pleasant to your ears from this album.

    You should totally download and ENJOY all of these. Most of them are metal-ish. Some even say it doesn't suck entirely, but I don't believe them. Since it's all just midi files recorded via the mic of a headset (Instead of converting it or using direct sound output as the source for recording) the quality is also very bad.
    Usually I wouldn't recommend anyone listening to this, but since I released all of those tracks now you better listen to them and tag them with or

    Honestly, though: Read the artist description, most of the songs are just some experimenting.

    SECOND ALBUM: Musik für Hörgeschädigte (Music for the hearing impaired) to be released either in the future or not at all.
  • Stupid (read: super special awesome) comic strips made by me.

    13 Dec 2008, 20:32 by InsaneGenius

    Some comic strips I made some time ago follow because I found them on my hdd

    01: In Yo Face

    This one was created as a parody of shitty comics. That's what I claim.

    02: Birds Of Prey

    I made that one after playing Ninja Gaiden on the NES. If you want to get the joke or something play the game yourself.

    03: Null und ein-zig Lila Luftballons

    I made this one when I acted was all depressed.
    Fun Fact: The sun there is not actually a sun, it's a sticker with a smiley face in front of the sun, don't ask what it's sticked to, but it's probably a glow in the dark one..
  • Sellouts >:[ (OR an elaborate explanation on why it sucks because it's new.)

    15 Nov 2008, 13:43 by InsaneGenius

    (Note: short synopsis of ludicrous rambling in the last paragraph)

    Man, <insert band of choice here> are total sellouts. Just look at their latest release. THEY CHANGED THEIR STYLE. I mean, seriously... WHAT THE FUCK???
    They don't listen to their fans demanding their old stuff when they make new music.
    Submitting to their fan's demands is so not selling out because that would warrant sales by the existing fan base. And the existing fan base is kvlt, so from now on I will refer the existing fan base as KVLT fanbase.

    They don't listen to their fans, they listen to their LABELS. Sure they deny it. But it is so damn obvious that they listen to their fucking LABEL because on the new album there is a song I would describe as CATCHY and only SELLOUTS make CATCHY SONGS. They pretend that they develop their styles further by themselves. But I know it's the labels telling them to do that, because obviously no artists takes any pride in his work and all people are just greedy bastards out for the big $$$ by trying something new and risking the trust of their KVLT fanbase. With no warranty of anyone buying their album except THE VICTIMS OF THE LABEL'S SELLOUT POLICY. that's SELLING OUT BIG TIME, folks!

    It is totally ridiculous that any artist would want to develop the style they created with their first release, all the KVLT fans love so much, because it's their first one and the only one that is true to the artists original intention because everything should be fucking static.
    Cool people only listen to their first album anyway, all the others are just VICTIMS of the LABEL'S SELLOUT POLICY ruining all the bands I ever liked by supplying them with instruments and a proper studio to record their material with a good quality. Good recording quality is for SELLOUTS, get it?

    These fucking SELLOUTS PISS ME SO FUCKING OFF with all their shiny new albums with good music on them. I'M KVLT, GOOD MUSIC IS FOR POSERS aka VICTIMS of the LABEL'S SELLOUT POLICY. It's a CONSPIRACY I say. They take all the bands I like and make them famous on purpose so they can piss me off. Fucking dollar-sign fuckers. They probably really fuck dollar-signs. They order their wives to get that special pubic haircut in order to live out their sick fantasies about having sex with a symbol that represents money, even in cultures where it's not an accepted currency. This must be it, this must be fucking it. But they can only enjoy it when they actually have some money, that's why they make bands sell out in order to MAKE MONEY SELLOTU AFUFCKAK

    In other words it really only sucks because it's new, not because it's bad. It will be kvlt in a few years. So until then: Let's continue bitching and moaning.