• Weekly Lyrics Ep.1

    11 Jun 2010, 22:30 by CrashRHCP

    As of today, I, CrashRHCP, will present you with the lyrics of a song once a week.
    This is my first try at something like this, so please leave a comment with a feedback!

    Lyrics of today: Pink Floyd - Time from the album The Dark Side of the Moon.

    Artist: Pink Floyd became one of my favorite bands simply because of their lyrics, i think they are amazing, and so i decided that my first song would be one of them. Maybe i could have chosen one better, but i liked this one. For the ones who doesn't know this marvelous band, Pink Floyd are an progressive and psychedelic rock band. They are known for their lyrics and that special sound that made them who they are now.

    Song: This song was made in 1973, and is one of the tracks of the Dark Side Of The Moon album, which is, till today one of the most well succeeded albums of all time. Every song on that album talks about elements of a persons life, and this one,as it should be obvious, talks about time. One thing worth mention about this too, is that it contains a extra part, sort of an hidden track, called "breathe reprise" which is starts right after Time.

    Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
    Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
    Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
    Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

    Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
    And you are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
    And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
    No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

    And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking
    Racing around to come up behind you again
    The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
    Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

    Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
    Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
    Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
    The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say

    Home, home again
    I like to be here when I can
    And when I come home cold and tired
    It’s good to warm my bones beside the fire
    Far away across the field
    The tolling of the iron bell
    Calls the faithful to their knees
    To hear the softly spoken magic spells.

    Ok. Now, to the most important part of the day, lets crack the meaning of this lyrics. To be honest, i choose this one as my first because they are good lyrics, but they're also easy to understand.
    So, lets start with the beginning of course. If you listen to the song itself, it starts with the sound of a bunch of clocks ticking, it's important to note that in the middle of all those clocks you can clearly hear the sound of an heart beat, meaning that the heart, and our own life, is like a clock, just waiting to stop.
    About the lyrics itself, the first verses talk about when we were kids, and we just wasted time wandering around, doing nothing, because we had so much time to live. But after a while we notice that we wasted too much, that we "missed the starting gun". After that we are presented with an race between us and the sun. We are trying to make the days longer, try to enjoy our days to the fullest, but now its to late, we are getting older, are getting "one day closer to death".
    I think the last verse is kinda funny, because it show one example of that, the song ended and he didn't got to say everything he wanted, like in every persons lives, most of them can't do everything they want before it's time to get out of this world, and then, it's to late, "The time is gone",

    After that we are presented with the second part of the song "Breathe", being the first part in the first track. This one show us clearly the life of the workers, as they reach home "cold and tired", and their moment of relaxation.
    The bells mentioned in the song are clearly church bells, meaning that the song also refers to death, making it fit on "Time".
    The last verse refers probably, to religion and their "Magic spells", showing that being faithful does not stop death and that, in the end, we're all the same.

    Well, that was all for this week i hope you like it!
  • You know what's really cool about Lady Gaga?

    28 Apr 2010, 20:24 by InsaneGenius

    Lady Gaga: She quotes directly from various Black Metal songs

    Bad Romance
    Rah Rah Rah Raahaah Rah Rah

    Rah Rah Rah Raahaah Rah Rah

    Bad Romance
    Rah ah Raaah ah raah raah

    Abschiedsbrief des Prometheus
    Rah ah Raaah ah raah raah

    There are more references, but I'm too tired to list them all.

    I gotta say, I didn't like her before, but now that I know where her inspiration is coming from I may be able to appreciate her music.

    But only the first album, 'cause it's the only kvlt one from before she sold out.
  • Transcripts of intros to songs that feature chainsaws.

    16 Jul 2009, 19:07 by InsaneGenius

    Slaughter On the Dancefloor
    "HAhaaa, Chainsaw Demon, Let's go Disco"
    "Yah, let's give 'em hell"
    "Sorry guys, we don't want any metal people in here"
    "What is this?"
    "What is this you fucker?"
    <Chainsaw Noises>
    "rAAAAAAAAAAAAH you motherfucker, you fucking bitches HAHAHA"
    <Screams by various people accompany the chainsaws>
    <girl starts screaming>
    "??? Speed Metal Satan"
    <More screaming>
    <Chainsaws still>
    "He's got a chainsaw"
    <song starts>

    Speed Metal Sentence
    "Has the Jury reached a verdict"
    "We have, your honor. We find Cranium guilty as charged"
    "Chainsaw Demon, there can only be one sentence for you: The electric chair"
    "Go ahead, it won't work on me."
    "As for Graveraper, I find his crimes just as serious: Death by hanging"
    "Whoa, I can't be killed, I'm to tough"
    "Necronudist on the other hand, we get a different sentence: Life imprisonment"
    "What?! You can't keep me locked up forever you motherfuckers"
    "That will be all, case dismissed"
    "Order, order in court, order in court!"
    <song starts>
    <several chainsaw noises throughout>

    King Of Killing
    "Ugh, Debauchery is so boring"
    "boring AC/CD"
    "So boring"
    "Sounds like Six Feet Under"
    "What is this? A AC/DC tribute?"
    <drum beat starts>
    "I'm a very important music critic, and a professional cock sucker and I just can't feel what these guys are doing"
    <chainsaws and screams>
    <chainsaw noise>
    <song starts>

    Let me know if you know any others.
  • Stupid (read: super special awesome) comic strips made by me.

    13 Dec 2008, 20:32 by InsaneGenius

    Some comic strips I made some time ago follow because I found them on my hdd

    01: In Yo Face

    This one was created as a parody of shitty comics. That's what I claim.

    02: Birds Of Prey

    I made that one after playing Ninja Gaiden on the NES. If you want to get the joke or something play the game yourself.

    03: Null und ein-zig Lila Luftballons

    I made this one when I acted was all depressed.
    Fun Fact: The sun there is not actually a sun, it's a sticker with a smiley face in front of the sun, don't ask what it's sticked to, but it's probably a glow in the dark one..
  • Sellouts >:[ (OR an elaborate explanation on why it sucks because it's new.)

    15 Nov 2008, 13:43 by InsaneGenius

    (Note: short synopsis of ludicrous rambling in the last paragraph)

    Man, <insert band of choice here> are total sellouts. Just look at their latest release. THEY CHANGED THEIR STYLE. I mean, seriously... WHAT THE FUCK???
    They don't listen to their fans demanding their old stuff when they make new music.
    Submitting to their fan's demands is so not selling out because that would warrant sales by the existing fan base. And the existing fan base is kvlt, so from now on I will refer the existing fan base as KVLT fanbase.

    They don't listen to their fans, they listen to their LABELS. Sure they deny it. But it is so damn obvious that they listen to their fucking LABEL because on the new album there is a song I would describe as CATCHY and only SELLOUTS make CATCHY SONGS. They pretend that they develop their styles further by themselves. But I know it's the labels telling them to do that, because obviously no artists takes any pride in his work and all people are just greedy bastards out for the big $$$ by trying something new and risking the trust of their KVLT fanbase. With no warranty of anyone buying their album except THE VICTIMS OF THE LABEL'S SELLOUT POLICY. that's SELLING OUT BIG TIME, folks!

    It is totally ridiculous that any artist would want to develop the style they created with their first release, all the KVLT fans love so much, because it's their first one and the only one that is true to the artists original intention because everything should be fucking static.
    Cool people only listen to their first album anyway, all the others are just VICTIMS of the LABEL'S SELLOUT POLICY ruining all the bands I ever liked by supplying them with instruments and a proper studio to record their material with a good quality. Good recording quality is for SELLOUTS, get it?

    These fucking SELLOUTS PISS ME SO FUCKING OFF with all their shiny new albums with good music on them. I'M KVLT, GOOD MUSIC IS FOR POSERS aka VICTIMS of the LABEL'S SELLOUT POLICY. It's a CONSPIRACY I say. They take all the bands I like and make them famous on purpose so they can piss me off. Fucking dollar-sign fuckers. They probably really fuck dollar-signs. They order their wives to get that special pubic haircut in order to live out their sick fantasies about having sex with a symbol that represents money, even in cultures where it's not an accepted currency. This must be it, this must be fucking it. But they can only enjoy it when they actually have some money, that's why they make bands sell out in order to MAKE MONEY SELLOTU AFUFCKAK

    In other words it really only sucks because it's new, not because it's bad. It will be kvlt in a few years. So until then: Let's continue bitching and moaning.
  • Stupid Game: In My Pants

    11 Nov 2008, 17:26 by JCFantasy23

    Open up your mp3 player, put all of your songs into your playlist and put it on random. Write down the first 20 tracks that play and then write "in my pants" at the end of the song title. Sounds stupid? Well it is. Here goes..:

    Don't Fear the Reaper in my pants
    Rockin Pneumonia In My Pants
    Haunted House in My Pants
    Need To In My Pants (LOL)
    Little Honda In My Pants
    Crystal Lake, Where the Nightmare Began in my pants (Friday the 13th 6 sdt)
    Land of Confusion in my pants
    Now or Never in My Pants
    Born Again in my Pants
    Glory Days in my Pants
    Dancing in the dark in my pants
    Cheer up Sleepy Jean in my pants
    I still Believe in my Pants
    I'm In Trouble in my pants
    Missing in Action in my pants
    Night Visitor/No complaints in my pants (Jerry Goldsmith)
    Oh Marie in my pants
    The Fantasy in my pants
    Say I In my pants
    Blowin' In The Wind in my pants
  • My top artists suck.

    7 Nov 2008, 17:23 by InsaneGenius

    I woke up this morning and suddenly noticed that my top artists are total crap, here's why:

    Die Apokalyptischen Reiter
    Oh, just look at them, I mean. Yeah. You call yourselves "the four horsemen of the apocalypse" but most of your songs are about cuddling or other unapocalyptic things. Oh, and your new album sucks BECAUSE IT'S NEW!!!

    Cradle of Filth
    Cradle of Filth more like CRADLE OF GAY! Man, my wit is so sharp. Dani is a gay Emo Faggot and their new album sucks BECAUSE IT'S NEW!!!

    Oooooh, so I can interpret your songs in SO many ways. BIG FUCKING DEAL. Your shitty puns aren't clever at all, they are just retarded. Just listen to Los and you'll see what I mean. Also, their new album will suck BECAUSE IT'S NEW!!!

    "Heeeeeeey, so we made a song about grinding prostitutes to bits and feeding them to pigs, but the song really is about how arrogant humans are, geti t?" Yeah I get it, your new album sucks BECAUSE IT'S NEW!!!

    Oh fuck you, just fuck you. Linkin Park is more true to metal than this crap. "When we're in town, speakers explode" ooooooh. Your new album, should you ever release one sucks and your latest one also sucks BECAUSE IT'S NEW!!!

    Somehow a catholic believer praising anti-religion isn't very convincing. Actually they are christian metal and christian metal sucks just like their latest album which sucks BECAUSE IT'S NEW!!!

    Yeah, just hold that bible upside down, that will totally turn it into the manual for your very own doomsday machine. It won't make you the inverters of christianity. It will make you the guys who held a bible upside down in order to look GRIM, also your new album sucks, BECAUSE IT'S NEW!!!

    Is that supposed to be a grimifisized version of the word Höllenton? AWESOm- What it isn't? THE FUCK!!? It's named after some village or whatever in AUSTRIA? Austria is ungrim and untrve, fuck Austria. Your new album sucks BECAUSE IT'S NEW!!!

    This is gay music because their former singer was gay and gay music is gay and gay is bad because being homophobic is grim and nowadays it's just like you're humping your own corpse whenever you play a song. I don't know if you have a new album because I ignored everything but if you have a new album I bet it sucks, BECAUSE IT'S BAD!!!

    Hey, I love Equilibrium. Their new album rules. It's just great. I can even forgive them that one of their interviews consists entirely of them burping for about ten minutes. It makes things even better. Just kidding, of course they suck. Just like their new album. BECAUSE IT'S NEW!!!
  • Shuffle quiz no. 1!

    29 Oct 2008, 08:42 by campbells_soup

    All music in playlist, shuffle on, random tracks = answers for questions + comments.

    What do people assume when they first look at me?
    Song: Wonderwall
    Artist: Oasis
    Comments: Well... That's a nice impression I think... :)

    What will be a big challenge in life for me?
    Song: Faberge Falls For Shuggie
    Artist: of Montreal
    Comments: Uhhh... understanding what is this song about? Or just... very unknown...? :)

    Am I a good boyfriend/girlfriend?
    Song: Sometimes
    Artist: My Bloody Valentine
    Comments: "Sometimes" is not enough. BTW, it's my fav track lately.

    Do I have a Secret Admirer?
    Song: Marsha
    Artist: Scissors for Lefty
    Comments: Do I know any girl called Marsha? Hmmm...

    Will I ever become manically depressed in my life?
    Song: Long Gone Day
    Artist: Mad Season
    Comments: Shit happens.

    How will I die?
    Song: Darkmere
    Artist: Clannad
    Comments: In a Sherwood Forest as a fuckin' Robin Hood?! Adventurous!

    Is someone trying to kill me?
    Song: Song of Alexandra
    Artist: Something Like Elvis
    Comments: Ola, why would you do this to me?! I thought you were my friend...

    What is my sexual preference?
    Song: Corpus Christi Carol
    Artist: Jeff Buckley
    Comments: Siiick, duuude! :)

    What am I afraid of?
    Song: Space Trip
    Artist: Something Like Elvis
    Comments: That's why I stay out of drugs. :)

    What will I be doing in a few years?
    Song: The Sound of Muzak
    Artist: Porcupine Tree
    Comments: A shop assistant. I knew it. :)

    What is some good advice for me?
    Song: Another Girl
    Artist: The Beatles
    Comments: Hee hee... ;)

    What should I do instead of this quiz?
    Song: A Wooden Horse
    Artist: British Sea Power
    Comments: Not such a bad idea. :)

    What is a bad habit that I should try to stop?
    Song: I Wonder
    Artist: The Willowz
    Comments: Yeah, I'm just perfect. :)

    What's for dinner tonight?
    Song: 69 Moles
    Artist: George Dorn Screams
    Comments: Now that's just fuckin' tasty meal!
  • I think I clearly probably overdid it.

    14 Aug 2008, 16:14 by InsaneGenius

  • Bring back the old Metallica

    29 Jul 2008, 18:07 by InsaneGenius


    for I made a group for all people who want the old Metallica back.

    Join If you want the old Metallica back.
    It won't bring the old Metallica back but it's a way to say you want the old Metallica back, because it was better.

    Bring back the old Metallica!