Homer's Quotes

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- Super_Dan said...
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- 10 Aug 2007, 22:20
Homer's Quotes

Ok here we'll remember Homer's Quotes
I'll begin :
Call Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again, is Mr. Plow!

[quote][b][user]Super_Dan[/user][/b] said: Ok here we'll remember Homer's Quotes I'll begin : [b]Call Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again, is Mr. Plow![/b][/quote]

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- Changel1ng said...
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- 11 Aug 2007, 14:36
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires!

ahhh god(or flanders) bless that wonderful wonderful fat man...

...and remember-never cross the beams

[quote][b][user]Changel1ng[/user][/b] said: [b]Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires![/b] ahhh god(or flanders) bless that wonderful wonderful fat man...[/quote]

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- Super_Dan said...
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- 11 Aug 2007, 20:16
Can you believe it!? Pretty soon, I'll be able to quit my job and live off the boy! =)

[quote][b][user]Super_Dan[/user][/b] said: [b]Can you believe it!? Pretty soon, I'll be able to quit my job and live off the boy! [/b] =)[/quote]

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- Fortiske said...
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- 12 Aug 2007, 08:44
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman

[quote][b][user]Fortiske[/user][/b] said: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman[/quote]

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- Super_Dan said...
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- 12 Aug 2007, 11:33
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman
That sounds great !

OK , my turn:
Alright Brain...Its all up to you

[quote][b][user]Super_Dan[/user][/b] said: [quote]I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman[/quote] That sounds great ! OK , my turn: [b]Alright Brain...Its all up to you[/b][/quote]

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- iameukarya said...
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- 13 Aug 2007, 14:13
What's an Epiphany? - The Simpsons Movie

[quote][b][user]iameukarya[/user][/b] said: [b]What's an Epiphany?[/b] - The Simpsons Movie[/quote]

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- Super_Dan said...
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- 13 Aug 2007, 20:29
I'm hittin' the road. Maybe I'll drop you a line some day from wherever I wind up in this crazy old world

[quote][b][user]Super_Dan[/user][/b] said: I'm hittin' the road. Maybe I'll drop you a line some day from wherever I wind up in this crazy old world[/quote]

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- iameukarya said...
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- 14 Aug 2007, 10:26
Ok. I've got a really brilliant one:

Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Spider Pig does. Can he swing, from a web, no he can't he's a pig. Look up, he is Spider Pig.

[quote][b][user]iameukarya[/user][/b] said: Ok. I've got a really brilliant one: [b]Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Spider Pig does. Can he swing, from a web, no he can't he's a pig. Look up, he is Spider Pig.[/b][/quote]

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- Super_Dan said...
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- 14 Aug 2007, 11:22
iameukarya said:
Ok. I've got a really brilliant one:

Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Spider Pig does. Can he swing, from a web, no he can't he's a pig. Look up, he is Spider Pig.

Ohhhh ! That's really good!!!

Ok my turn....
Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.

[quote][b][user]Super_Dan[/user][/b] said: [quote][b][user]iameukarya[/user][/b] said: Ok. I've got a really brilliant one: [b]Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Spider Pig does. Can he swing, from a web, no he can't he's a pig. Look up, he is Spider Pig.[/b][/quote] Ohhhh ! That's really good!!! Ok my turn.... [b]Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.[/b][/quote]

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- shinyjack said...
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- 14 Aug 2007, 20:41
Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Hahahahahah!

"Ja elefantti räjähti..."

[quote][b][user]shinyjack[/user][/b] said: [b]Operator! Give me the number for 911! [/b] Hahahahahah![/quote]

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- Super_Dan said...
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- 14 Aug 2007, 21:22
shinyjack said:
Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Hahahahahah!

Lol)))

Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?

[quote][b][user]Super_Dan[/user][/b] said: [quote][b][user]shinyjack[/user][/b] said: [b]Operator! Give me the number for 911! [/b] Hahahahahah![/quote] Lol))) Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?[/quote]

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- Tarja2012 said...
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- 14 Aug 2007, 23:25
My baloney has a first name, its h-o-m-e-r, My baloney has a second name, its h-o-m-e-r...

or

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

lol

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[quote][b][user]Tarja2012[/user][/b] said: My baloney has a first name, its h-o-m-e-r, My baloney has a second name, its h-o-m-e-r... or Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. lol[/quote]

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- MathiasPage said...
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- 15 Aug 2007, 00:00
I've got a poster over my working desk where homer says;

If something is hard to do it's not worth doing!

My motto too...

[quote][b][user]MathiasPage[/user][/b] said: I've got a poster over my working desk where homer says; [b]If something is hard to do it's not worth doing![/b] My motto too... [/quote]

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- Fortiske said...
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- 15 Aug 2007, 11:44
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English

[quote][b][user]Fortiske[/user][/b] said: If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English[/quote]

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- Super_Dan said...
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- 15 Aug 2007, 12:02
Fortiske said:
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English

Awesome!

My baloney has a first name, its h-o-m-e-r, My baloney has a second name, its h-o-m-e-r...

[quote][b][user]Super_Dan[/user][/b] said: [quote][b][user]Fortiske[/user][/b] said: If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English[/quote] Awesome! [b]My baloney has a first name, its h-o-m-e-r, My baloney has a second name, its h-o-m-e-r...[/b][/quote]

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- shinyjack said...
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- 15 Aug 2007, 14:12
Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

"Ja elefantti räjähti..."

[quote][b][user]shinyjack[/user][/b] said: Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.[/quote]

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- Kat_Cookie said...
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- 15 Aug 2007, 14:29
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal

[quote][b][user]Kat_Cookie[/user][/b] said: Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, [i]magical[/i] animal[/quote]

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- shinyjack said...
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- 15 Aug 2007, 16:58
hahahahahahahaha, I remember watching that one just now on DVD :DDDD

"To start, press any key". Where's the 'any' key!?

"Ja elefantti räjähti..."

[quote][b][user]shinyjack[/user][/b] said: hahahahahahahaha, I remember watching that one just now on DVD :DDDD [b]"To start, press any key". Where's the 'any' key!?[/b][/quote]

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- Tarja2012 said...
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- 16 Aug 2007, 13:20
Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!

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[quote][b][user]Tarja2012[/user][/b] said: Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos![/quote]

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- Super_Dan said...
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- 16 Aug 2007, 20:04
Ooh, I love your magazine. Especially the 'Enrich Your Wordpower' section. I think it's really...really... really...good.

[quote][b][user]Super_Dan[/user][/b] said: [b]Ooh, I love your magazine. Especially the 'Enrich Your Wordpower' section. I think it's really...really... really...good.[/b][/quote]

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- Tarja2012 said...
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- 16 Aug 2007, 20:11
Mmmm...Sacrelicious!

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[quote][b][user]Tarja2012[/user][/b] said: [i] Mmmm...Sacrelicious! [/i][/quote]

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- shinyjack said...
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- 16 Aug 2007, 22:13
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

"Ja elefantti räjähti..."

[quote][b][user]shinyjack[/user][/b] said: [b]Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true![/b][/quote]

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- Tarja2012 said...
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- 16 Aug 2007, 22:41
Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...

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[quote][b][user]Tarja2012[/user][/b] said: [b] Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them... [/b][/quote]

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- shinyjack said...
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- 16 Aug 2007, 22:50
Homer: Aww, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut...
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo-hoo!

"Ja elefantti räjähti..."

[quote][b][user]shinyjack[/user][/b] said: [b]Homer: Aww, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut... Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts! Homer: Explain how! Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services. Homer: Woo-hoo![/b][/quote]

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- Fortiske said...
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- 17 Aug 2007, 17:39
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.

[quote][b][user]Fortiske[/user][/b] said: Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.[/quote]

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