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Homer's Quotes

 
  • Homer's Quotes

    Ok here we'll remember Homer's Quotes
    I'll begin :
    Call Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again, is Mr. Plow!

  • Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires!

    ahhh god(or flanders) bless that wonderful wonderful fat man...

    ...and remember-never cross the beams
  • Can you believe it!? Pretty soon, I'll be able to quit my job and live off the boy! =)

  • I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman

  • I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman
    That sounds great !


    OK , my turn:
    Alright Brain...Its all up to you

  • What's an Epiphany? - The Simpsons Movie

  • I'm hittin' the road. Maybe I'll drop you a line some day from wherever I wind up in this crazy old world

  • Ok. I've got a really brilliant one:

    Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Spider Pig does. Can he swing, from a web, no he can't he's a pig. Look up, he is Spider Pig.

  • iameukarya said:
    Ok. I've got a really brilliant one:

    Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Spider Pig does. Can he swing, from a web, no he can't he's a pig. Look up, he is Spider Pig.


    Ohhhh ! That's really good!!!


    Ok my turn....
    Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.

  • Operator! Give me the number for 911!

    Hahahahahah!

    "Ja elefantti räjähti..."
  • shinyjack said:
    Operator! Give me the number for 911!

    Hahahahahah!


    Lol)))


    Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?

  • My baloney has a first name, its h-o-m-e-r, My baloney has a second name, its h-o-m-e-r...

    or

    Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

    lol


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  • I've got a poster over my working desk where homer says;

    If something is hard to do it's not worth doing!

    My motto too...

  • If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English

  • Fortiske said:
    If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English


    Awesome!

    My baloney has a first name, its h-o-m-e-r, My baloney has a second name, its h-o-m-e-r...

  • Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

    "Ja elefantti räjähti..."
  • Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
    Lisa: No.
    Homer: Ham?
    Lisa: No.
    Homer: Pork chops?
    Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
    Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal

  • hahahahahahahaha, I remember watching that one just now on DVD :DDDD

    "To start, press any key". Where's the 'any' key!?

    "Ja elefantti räjähti..."
  • Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!


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  • Ooh, I love your magazine. Especially the 'Enrich Your Wordpower' section. I think it's really...really... really...good.

  • Mmmm...Sacrelicious!


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  • Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

    "Ja elefantti räjähti..."
  • Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...


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  • Homer: Aww, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut...
    Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
    Homer: Explain how!
    Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
    Homer: Woo-hoo!

    "Ja elefantti räjähti..."
  • Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.

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