The Vending Machine

  • The Vending Machine

    This game is simple enough. There is a broken and depressing looking vending machine under a dim streetlight that works as every other machine of its kind. You put something in, the next person to post tells you what you get. For example....

    I put in a nickle

    > You get a Canadian nickle in return

    I put in a Blackberry phone

    > You get a rather lude photograph of a Congressman

    I put in a the embodiment of good intent

    > You get a very enraged raccoon

    Easy enough.

  • I will start then?

    I put in my statistics.

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 17 Jun 2011, 09:09

    Nice game idea SaltComplex! :D

    ^ You get my statistics in return.

    I pour some chicken korma into the machine.

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 17 Jun 2011, 11:06
    ^ You get fried mega shark with wild rice and red wine.

    I put in my grandma's jewelry

    • artheta said...
    • User
    • 17 Jun 2011, 11:18
    ^ You get a pile of worthless scrap metal in return.

    I toss in a bunch of my old cassette tapes.

  • you get a blu-ray disc in return

    i put in candy

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 17 Jun 2011, 11:24
    ^ You get dogpoo

    I put in Justin Bieber

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 17 Jun 2011, 11:43
    ^You get Rebecca Black! (Horror...)

    I put in clips of my dog's toenails

  • you get salt

    i put in my heart

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 17 Jun 2011, 11:50
    ^You get Kennoth's heart (awwww)

    I put in my liver

    • rborlax said...
    • User
    • 17 Jun 2011, 11:51
    you receive a kidney

    i put in my penis

  • SZOCK said:
    ^You get Kennoth's heart (awwww)

    aww :)

    you get carpet's penis

    i put in my keys

  • ...

    Edited by humanfeelings on 17 Jun 2011, 12:00
  • triple post :D

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 17 Jun 2011, 12:07
    ^You get candy cane

    I put in a Bible

    • rborlax said...
    • User
    • 17 Jun 2011, 12:34
    you get 2000 years of stupidity

    i put in a credit card

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 17 Jun 2011, 13:43
    ^ You get foam

    I put in a shampoo

  • You get conditioner

    I put in my foot

    • Anca10 said...
    • User
    • 17 Jun 2011, 14:07
    you get a kick

    I put in my recently broken mouse

    Fetele stau mai aproape de Luna...
  • You get its scrap metal value

    I put in ten Australian dollars............

  • You get 10 Jamaican Dollars

    I put in a Vancouver Canucks jersey

  • you get back a steaming, stinky bag of "organic fertilizer"

    i put in my 18 year old brother

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  • you get mince pie

    i put in this post

    • rborlax said...
    • User
    • 17 Jun 2011, 15:48
    you get world peace

    i put in beethovens 9th symphony

  • you get third wolrd war

    i put in my cat

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