Corrupt a Wish!

 
  • Granted, but every time you use your power you farted fire as well.

    I wish I had more chocolate bars.

  • Granted. Sadly out of the blue you devleope an incurable and fatal allergy to chocolate. Said allergy fails to manifest itself until you bite into a post-prandial chocolate bar on chritsmas day, at which point your tongue swells to the size of a watermelon and you choke to death as your nearest and dearest scream in traumatized horror. Except for your mother, who never cared for you.

    I wish I had a fluffy bunny.

    The Ancient DisOrder of the Last FM Round Table
  • Granted, but it lays eggs and you run away out of fear.

    I wish it was not Thursday today.

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 21 Apr 2011, 06:32
    Granted!

    Monday comes afterwards.

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 21 Apr 2011, 06:33
    I wish I could catch this mouse in my room.

  • Granted. But as you crush the life from the tiny body, the mouse looks you in the eye and says "I ...am....your.....father......"

    I wish I knew what was going on.

    The Ancient DisOrder of the Last FM Round Table
    • Kennoth said...
    • User
    • 22 Apr 2011, 21:37
    Granted. But *spoken in Tom Cruise voice* YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

    Your head implodes after.

    I wish I had something to do.

    • xCobe said...
    • User
    • 22 Apr 2011, 21:39
    Granted, but you forfeit sight, hearing and the feeling in your fingers. Nobody will ever be able to tell you or show you anything ever again, and even if for some reason you decided to learn to read brail during your life it's of no use now, so even that won't help you.

    I wish i could play the drums.

    Edit - Mine was better so i refuse to remove it and do yours =P

    He who makes a beast out of himself
    gets rid of the pain of being a man.
  • Granted. And grown men weep at the sight as you manfully do so with a twig gripped between your teeth after all your limbs rot away in 12 nightmarish hours.

    I wish I was on the royal wedding invite list

    The Ancient DisOrder of the Last FM Round Table
  • You are. Sadly, it is cancelled last minute.

    I wish I had balls made of steel.

  • Granted. The weight of your super human scrotum rips your insides out

    I wish I was little bit taller,
    I wish I was a baller
    I wish I had a girl who looked good
    I would call her
    I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
    and a '64 Impala

    I wish I was like six-foot-nine
    So I could get with Leoshi
    Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
    You know I see her all the time
    Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
    I can scheme of ways to make her mine
    Cause I know she's livin phat
    Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
    So how am I gonna compete with that
    'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
    I'm always last to be picked
    And in some cases never picked at all
    So I just lean upon the wall
    Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
    Who came to watch their men ball
    Dag y'all! I never understood black
    Why the jocks get the fly girls
    And me I get the hood rats
    I tell 'em scat, skittle, skibobble
    Got hit with a bottle
    And put in the hospital, for talkin' that mess
    I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
    That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
    Glad I came to my senses
    Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
    Overcome with my thoughts of me and her together
    Right?
    So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type


    I wish I had a brand-new car
    So far, I got this hatchback
    And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
    And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
    I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
    But that's flat
    And do you really wanna know what's really wack, (what?)
    See I can't even get a date
    So what you think of that?
    I heard that prom night is the bomb night
    With a hood rat you can hold tight
    But really tho' on figuero
    When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
    Well, so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
    One day I'm gonna have to get in my car and go
    You know I take the 110 to the 105
    Get off on Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
    Cause it's hard to survive
    When you're livin' in a concrete jungle and
    These girls just keep passin' me by
    She looks fly, she looks fly
    Makes me say my, my, my


    I wish I was a little bit taller...
    I wish I was a baller...
    I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
    I wish I was a baller

    Hey, I wish I had my way
    'Cause everyday would be a Friday
    You could even speed on the highway
    I would play ghetto games
    Name my kids ghetto names
    Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine
    Yo you know that's on the real
    So if you're down on your luck
    Then you should know just how I feel
    Cause if you don't want me around
    See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound
    Hey, you, what's that sound?
    Everybody look what's going down
    Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
    Everybody wants to get down like that


    I wish, I wish, I wish...

  • Granted. But the God Of Overlong Posting steps in and eradicates all your wishes, and forbids you from ever, ever, wishing again. Which makes you look pretty silly, mister, when you find tha bottle on the shore of Dublin Bay with the genie in it.

    I wish I was about 3.8% more.

    The Ancient DisOrder of the Last FM Round Table
  • V1nc3ntK said:
    Granted. But the God Of Overlong Posting steps in and eradicates all your wishes, and forbids you from ever, ever, wishing again. Which makes you look pretty silly, mister, when you find tha bottle on the shore of Dublin Bay with the genie in it.

    I think I've been kicked out of the wish thread. get my coat shall I!?

  • V1nc3ntK said:
    I wish I was about 3.8% more.


    Granted. You are now overweight and prone to heart disease.

    I wish I'd know what to wish for,

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 25 Apr 2011, 18:34
    Granted! But I will not grant that wish.

    I wish I could purchase Integrity's new album.

  • Granted, but it sucks.

    I wish I had the power.

    • B-Pida said...
    • User
    • 26 Apr 2011, 14:30
    Granted. You are now the mighty king of the dumping ground.

    I wish the next person won't corrupt my wish.

  • Granted, but it soon corrupts itself

    I wish to read many books this year

    • B-Pida said...
    • User
    • 26 Apr 2011, 17:36
    Granted on December 31st.

    I wish mankind wouldn't be so dumb.

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 27 Apr 2011, 17:53
    Granted! But the aliens believe we are past our deadline.

    I wish plastic cups clinked as beautifully as glass.

  • Granted but you will always drink alone from no own and you will only own one cup.

    I wish I was you (TPBM)

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 30 Apr 2011, 06:01
    Granted! You now have depression.

    I wish dust never entered my room.

  • Granted, but now you can never leave your room.

    I wish I had the ability to grant wishes.

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 2 May 2011, 20:38
    Granted. You cannot grant your own wish and no one wishes for anything. You are hypersensitive and die of neglect.

    I wish grimmless was still alive.

    Edited by a deleted user on 3 May 2011, 01:35
  • Granted, unfortunately he cannot ask for anymore wishes.

    I wish i never had to sleep.

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