Corrupt a Wish!

 
    • M0NK33H said...
    • User
    • 18 Sep 2012, 19:59
    Granted, The blue screen of death also makes a permanent return.

    I wish apple lost all legal battles against samsung.

  • granted, but right after that apple buys samsung and nokia and every other company in the field and rules the world forever.

    i wish spotify premium was free

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 19 Sep 2012, 23:59
    Granted, but you only get the premium service if you agree to flood your Facebook friends' email inboxes with a bunch of emails about what you're doing on there, and because of this, they all start to think you're very annoying.

    I wish I could tie my Facebook to iTunes, instead of Spotify.

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 20 Sep 2012, 01:12
    Granted, you'll need to update it every time you use it.

    I wish I could get enough sleep.

  • Granted, but on those excess sleep hours, you experience a nightmare in which you woke up early and was asked to rebuild the Roman Empire in one day with nothing on but your undies.

    I wish everything in the world is free.

  • granted, but then half the population of the world (including you) will get trampled after people rush to the store to get stuff

    i wish there was flying cars

  • Granted, they proceed to crash and kill everyone.

    I wish grave robbing was not frowned upon by most people.

    Crazy? I was crazy, so they sent me to a round room and told me to sit in the corner. Corner? I hate those, stuff get stuck in those, and it bugs me. Bugs? They drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once....
    • Yalus said...
    • User
    • 22 Sep 2012, 15:28
    Granted, but they now place mines in the graves, smiling from ear to ear.


    I wish I could read minds. (This should set up a nice trick...)

    • sHeeepz said...
    • User
    • 27 Sep 2012, 11:36
    You would only be able to read peoples mind who are thinking negative shit about you.. Eat that ego!

    I wish there would be bananas everywhere..

    My spoon is too big..
  • Granted, but you are now allergic to them.

    I wish I lived in another country or on another planet.

  • Granted, upon getting to said planet you realize the only thing they have on tv are reruns of "Here Come Honey Boo Boo".

    I wish could teleport.

  • Granted, but you abuse your new-found powers and the X-Men are tasked to hunt you down.

    I wish she would give me a chance to tell her my story and feelings for her.

    • M0NK33H said...
    • User
    • 29 Sep 2012, 08:23
    Granted, you are now officially FRIENDZONED for eternity.



    I wish FIFA13 arrived yesterday

  • Granted but your TV doesn't work

    I wish I could do my homework

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 4 Oct 2012, 09:51
    Granted, but the teacher set the wrong questions so it's wasted.

    I wish PC games had less bugs in them!

  • Granted. Eventually Graphics and Processor got advance too, which is not compatible to your Machine.

    I wish i get the Bat Mobile.

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    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 14 Oct 2012, 19:10
    Granted, but you get a huge parking fine too.

    I wish I could still buy some of the food items they don't seem to sell any more.

    • M0NK33H said...
    • User
    • 19 Oct 2012, 08:42
    Granted, they're all past their sell by date as well.......

    I wish that Mitt Romney loses the presidential election.

  • Granted you can now call your president Rick Santorum

    I wish that I could do something productive with my life

  • Granted you spend the rest of your life in a sweatshop making shoes for nike

    I wish i could have a pizza right now

    • XYfuckU said...
    • User
    • 28 Oct 2012, 08:31
    Granted, but you get fat

    I wish I was the only person on earth

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 28 Oct 2012, 10:48
    Granted, everybody else has already started a new colony on Mars.

    I wish they had a backup scrobble server that took over when their wobbly one crashes...

  • Granted but it incorrectly scrobbles all your music to your most hated artist and gives you no options to delete

    I wish the red sox won the pennant next season

  • Granted, but it's later revoked following allegations of doping. The team faces heavy penalties and is no longer able to continue competing.

    I wish I still have fabulous head of hair by the time I'm 50.

    Are you writing from the heart?
    • M0NK33H said...
    • User
    • 28 Oct 2012, 23:14
    Granted, sadly you look like you're a 122 years old and have hair like donald trump.

    I wish that this wish cannot be corrupted and that I get a 6 liter milkshake.

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