Corrupt a Wish!

    • Kennoth said...
    • User
    • 2 Jan 2012, 23:39
    Granted. You become so attractive that women start World War 3 over you.

    I wish I was happier.

  • granted, but it comes at a cost. everyone you love is unhappy but you won't be able to care. instead you're just happy.

    i wish i would just write the damn essay

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 3 Jan 2012, 03:22
    granted, it's shit and you fail your class because of you horrendous essay.

    i wish i knew what i wanted.

  • Granted, but now that you know, it can never be.

    I wish he would tell me what he was really thinking, I don't even care what.

  • Granted, but he is unable of thinking of anything. He is brain dead.

    I wish I could play the drums.

  • Granted, but you can only play Nickelback and Justin Bieber.

    I wish I knew what to do with my life.

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 3 Jan 2012, 17:22
    Granted, but you are prevented from achieving it by lack of money.

    I wish the weekly charts were working again...

  • Granted, but everything you listen to music on no longer works.

    I wish I had a talent.

  • granted, your talent is destroying everything you touch

    i wish i was a baller

  • granted, but now your so cool and left alone cause none wants to socialize with you cause they hate you.

    I wish i can paint.

    • Kennoth said...
    • User
    • 4 Jan 2012, 19:56
    Granted. But you can only paint genitals.

    I wish I was a gynecologist.

  • Granted. A snake gyno.

    I wish I'd learned to play them drums.

    The Ancient DisOrder of the Last FM Round Table
  • granted, but you're gay and every woman part you see or touch is repulsive for you.

    I wish to visit Japan.

  • Granted, but you must star in a bukkake movie.

    I wish that there was an extra week of Christmas.

  • GRANTED with no corruption because that is an amazing idea.

    But for real, you could always celebrate Wintereenmas with the gamers :)

    I wish I had MONEY in my pocket !

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 5 Jan 2012, 03:05
    Granted, but you forget about it and it goes ruined in the laundry.

    I wish I could find a new favorite rock band.

  • Granted, but it turns out to be Nickelback.

    I wish I were an Oscar Myer Wiener!

    On this page you see a little girl giggling at a hippopotamus. I wonder why?
  • GRANTED but you are eaten.. omnomnomnom

    I wish I was not at work, and I was at a disco

  • Granted. Studio 54 back in the day. You are an unfertilsed egg.

    I wish for whirled peas.

    The Ancient DisOrder of the Last FM Round Table
    • Kennoth said...
    • User
    • 6 Jan 2012, 02:16
    Granted. However, turns out they're Black Eyed Peas. Oh the horror!

    I wish for the ability to enslave other people's minds.

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 6 Jan 2012, 04:25
    Granted, now you have to be their babysitter.

    I wish I could freeze time.

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 6 Jan 2012, 13:03
    Granted, your heart beat stops and you die :(

    I wish there was enough to feed everyone in the world.

  • Granted! Nothing changes because there already is enough food to feed everyone in the world. Food economics is a bitch.

    I wish Sean Connery would occasionally and periodically give me life advice.

  • Granted, but his advice nearly ruins your life..and he doesn't stop coming back!

    I wish I had more talent so life would be just a tad easier to reach my goals.

    • Kennoth said...
    • User
    • 7 Jan 2012, 02:24
    Granted. However, once you reach your goals, you realize that's not what you wanted in life, and you become depressed and suicidal.

    I wish I could never gain more weight from eating.

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