Who would win

 
    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 19 Jan 2011, 14:26

    Who would win

    Admittedly i'm to lazy to check but it looks like the game threads subforum has no 'x' VS. 'y' thread. Its a cliche but it has to be done! When you've posted your answer (make your answers as brief or geekily long as you wish) please provide us with two new contestants.

    I hope my first selection isn't too obscure, I think most of you will have played it/seen it :D I'll provide pictures for those who are less sure. Feel free to post pictures of your own choices.

    One of the Necromorph's from Deadspace


    VS.

    What Blair turns into in John Carpenters The Thing

  • Re: Who would win

    Selfsurprise said:
    What Blair turns into in John Carpenters The Thing

    Definately (I don't actually know who either of them are.

    Margaret Thatcher


    Vs.

    Flight Lieutenant Jerry John Rawlings

    • lawynd said...
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    • 19 Jan 2011, 23:14
    Thatcher - you know damn well she's going to have a switchblade in her purse. She's not known as the 'Iron Lady' for nothing.

    Oh, and shame on you for not at least knowing the latter - The Thing is a cult classic!


    Spiderbear


    or

    Catshark

    Official recorder of Schrödinger's Tampon.

    Quote of the moment - "They tried to get me to eat haggis but I couldn't stomach it."
    • Kennoth said...
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    • 19 Jan 2011, 23:26
    In an epic battle that would last for several days and lead the humanity to the brink of destruction, catshark would win by a small margin.

    Raptor Jesus



    or

    Philosoraptor


  • Raptor Jesus


    Dinocroc


    Vs.

    The Terminator


    • Kennoth said...
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    • 20 Jan 2011, 10:18
    You know, we could make this more interesting by making ten, or twenty such matchups, and then doing a quarterfinals, semifinals and finals. Just an idea :)

    The Terminator

    TechnoViking



    or

    Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus


  • Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus would be so distracted by the mighty techno beats of Techno Viking, that he would not have any chance.



    VS



    ?

  • Thats just plain silly! Hobbes of course!

    Chuck

    V's


    Mars

  • Chuck kicks all ass, including planetary ass!

    Zombie Elmo


    Or Gangster Kermit

    To live in the hearts we leave behind
    Is not to die

    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 20 Jan 2011, 12:46
    Zombie Elmo though it would be a funny fight


    Michael Jackson


    Vs.

    Prince

  • Prince (he does have the advantage of being alive).

    Steven Seagal



    Vs.

    Genghis Khan


    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 20 Jan 2011, 16:03
    Hmmm tough one... one is also dead in this one :P

    But I'd probably say Khan because he'd have a horse and a Mongol army behind that.

    yellowcarpet said:
    Prince (he does have the advantage of being alive).



    Haha clearly hypothetical battles though surely?

    I raise you that Elmo and Kermit were never alive =P

    But I'd agree with the outcome anyways.

  • DaddyPobbin said:
    Hmmm tough one... one is also dead in this one :P

    But I'd probably say Khan because he'd have a horse and a Mongol army behind that.

    yellowcarpet said:
    Prince (he does have the advantage of being alive).



    Haha clearly hypothetical battles though surely?

    I raise you that Elmo and Kermit were never alive =P

    But I'd agree with the outcome anyways.

    I actually had already chose Prince before I remembered the deadness of Michael. I just thought mention he was dead even though in this circumstance it is irrelevant

    Also you need to give new options

  • Seeing as we weren't given a new option



    Alice (of Alice in Wonderland)

    vs



    Dorothy (Wizard of Oz)

    I know I was born and I know that I'll die.
    The in between is mine.

    "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss
    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 20 Jan 2011, 18:41
    I prefer Alice...so Alice =D

    Mr. T


    Vs.

    Booker T

  • Mr T, his jewellery would give a great advantage and his muscles look slightly more impressive, though I don't think it would be too onesixed

    Turkish Airlines



    Vs.

    Roman Polanski


    • Kennoth said...
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    • 21 Jan 2011, 12:55
    Roman 'the pimp' Polanski.


    Hugh Hefner



    Vs.

    Silvio Berlusconi


    • rborlax said...
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    • 21 Jan 2011, 13:26
    Kennoth said:
    Roman 'the pimp' Polanski.



    ahaha, i love that quote. thats my favourite post of yours ever

    ill go with hugh

    steve buscemi


    vs

    a whale shark

    • Kennoth said...
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    • 21 Jan 2011, 13:42
    That shark's got nothing on Steve!


    Steve Urkel


    Vs.

    Darth Vader

    • rborlax said...
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    • 21 Jan 2011, 13:46
    steve urkel is clearly far more annoying

    cody from step by step


    or

    david sloan from kickboxer 3 and 4

    • Kennoth said...
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    • 21 Jan 2011, 14:10
    Both are gay, but I'll go with the second dude. Looks tougher.


    Edgar Allan Poe



    Vs.

    Friedrich Nietzsche

    • rborlax said...
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    • 21 Jan 2011, 14:48
    OGM YOU GOT PNWNEDDED THEYRE TEH SAME GUY!

    ill go with nietzche, he seems like more of a badass

    chuck palahniuk


    vs

    bret easton ellis

    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 21 Jan 2011, 16:30
    They're both pussies and would probably just throw Apple products at each other. B.E.A has the size advantage, so I'd say him.

    Lovejoy the Reverend


    or

    Lovejoy the maverick antiques dealer.

  • I would say Reverend Lovejoy. I reckon the other guy would threaten him, reverend will use religious arguments to stop, then would stab him with a knife under his robes.

    A clock



    Vs.

    A telephone


  • I tend to pay attention to phones more so reckon a phone would win

    Brian Blessed


    Or

    A tribe of Zulu warriors

    To live in the hearts we leave behind
    Is not to die

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