ABCs of unwise things

 
  • Xenomorph reproduction.

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    • 24 Apr 2012, 03:41
    Yelling profanities at a USMC drill sergeant.

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    • 24 Apr 2012, 13:48
    Acrobatics for the elderly and infirm.

    "Without The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last.FM Platinum Round Table, the Beatles never would have made it." - Sir James Paul McCartney.
  • Bestiality. In general.

  • Calling an Irishman "British"

  • Dancing with Wolves

    “Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music”
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    • 25 Apr 2012, 12:32
    Eating psychedelic sandwiches

    "Without The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last.FM Platinum Round Table, the Beatles never would have made it." - Sir James Paul McCartney.
  • Firing nukes

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    • 25 Apr 2012, 19:46
    Gyrating wildly at the Pope.

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    • 25 Apr 2012, 22:13
    Hating on a rapper who writes songs about his haters.

  • Idolizing a person who will take all of your freedoms, hopes, and dreams away from you. (not to mention, most likely, kill you!)

    Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
  • Jumping the shark (both figuratively and literally)

    “Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music”
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    • 26 Apr 2012, 15:09
    Kayaking over waterfalls just after major cardiac surgery.

    "Without The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last.FM Platinum Round Table, the Beatles never would have made it." - Sir James Paul McCartney.
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    • 27 Apr 2012, 00:48
    Losing to the Charlotte Bobcats.

  • Making Africans build you a house to return the favour for all the shacks.

  • Nurturing vipers in your bosom.

    The Ancient DisOrder of the Last FM Round Table
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    • 27 Apr 2012, 14:58
    Operatic performances in da hood.

    "Without The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last.FM Platinum Round Table, the Beatles never would have made it." - Sir James Paul McCartney.
  • Performing poorly in the annual Poorest Performer Gets Pulverized Competition.

    The Ancient DisOrder of the Last FM Round Table
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    • 28 Apr 2012, 03:30
    Quickly shoving a bunch of extremely hot chili peppers into your mouth.

  • Religioning it up at a Burzum show.

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    • 28 Apr 2012, 13:22
    Stench smoothies

    "Without The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last.FM Platinum Round Table, the Beatles never would have made it." - Sir James Paul McCartney.
  • Testing the tensile strength of tenticles on one's testicles

    “Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music”
    • Rhyme79 said...
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    • 30 Apr 2012, 16:39
    Urban safari day trips.

    "Without The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last.FM Platinum Round Table, the Beatles never would have made it." - Sir James Paul McCartney.
  • Vacuuming your orifices.

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