ABCs of unwise things

 
  • ABCs of unwise things

    So, as long as the first letter of yours follows on alphabetically from the one before, go crazy with your imaginative list of things that are really not very wise and/or injurious to your health.

    Starting with:

    Arguing with a chainsaw-wielding maniac.

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  • Butting heads with a Unicorn

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    • Kennoth said...
    • User
    • 15 Apr 2012, 23:14
    Chasing Usain Bolt.

    What breaks my pride, will break your skull. I bring the end, just like an Archangel.

  • Discussing masturbation techniques with Kennoth & leighdobson

    “Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music”

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    Edited by ProximityFuze on 15 Apr 2012, 23:43
  • Electricuting the neighbors cat.

  • Flying a Sasquatch baby

  • Gargling with arsenic

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  • Haggling with a harpy

    “Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music”

    "You may not be interested in The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last FM Platinum Round Table, but The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last FM Platinum Round Table is interested in you." - Leon Trotsky.
    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 16 Apr 2012, 00:48
    Inventing a torture machine.

    • Kennoth said...
    • User
    • 16 Apr 2012, 01:55
    ProximityFuze said:
    Discussing masturbation techniques with Kennoth & leighdobson


    Oh you.

    Joking about rape in front of a rape victim.

    What breaks my pride, will break your skull. I bring the end, just like an Archangel.

  • Kicking around a hand grenade

    • Kennoth said...
    • User
    • 16 Apr 2012, 02:40
    Laughing to a kid with down's syndrome.

    What breaks my pride, will break your skull. I bring the end, just like an Archangel.

  • Marching through a monastery naked, while singing loudly

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  • Naked wrestling with John Holmes

    “Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music”

    "You may not be interested in The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last FM Platinum Round Table, but The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last FM Platinum Round Table is interested in you." - Leon Trotsky.
  • Operating a belt sander with an erection

    sometimes i look at my feet but then i look away at once because feet are repulsive
  • Poking your tongue in a plug socket.

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  • Qualifying for the first manned flight to the surface of the sun

    “Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music”

    "You may not be interested in The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last FM Platinum Round Table, but The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last FM Platinum Round Table is interested in you." - Leon Trotsky.
  • Rogering rabid rabbits

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    • Kennoth said...
    • User
    • 16 Apr 2012, 13:00
    Sitting on the edge of a Golden Gate Bridge.

    What breaks my pride, will break your skull. I bring the end, just like an Archangel.

  • Taunting Kennoth about his favourite mug

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    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 16 Apr 2012, 20:35
    Brilliant thread

    Unicycling the Tour de France

  • Vilifying the Albanian mafia

  • Wearing a mankini on your first day in the high security wing.

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    • Bloopy said...
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    • 17 Apr 2012, 03:38
    Xylographing the Ars Moriendi into your face with a homemade electric knife.

    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 17 Apr 2012, 11:04
    Yelling obscenities at elephant seals.

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