New Game: Use my word!

 
  • 'BRAIN stew' is a song from green DAY.

  • I wish I could SLEEP all day.

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  • Sleep is for the WEAK.

  • So weak, he couldn't even LIFT the bar.

  • Lift up your DRESS please

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    • mong0s3 said...
    • User
    • 19 Nov 2011, 11:11
    You stepped in poop wearing your dress SHOES

    "People fear death even more than pain. It's strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over. Yeah, I guess it is a friend." Jim Morrison
  • You have the WEIRD shoes on again

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  • Isn't it wierd when your with cousin at the zoo and you watch while a monkey does a poo, and you get awkwardly AROUSED?

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    • mong0s3 said...
    • User
    • 22 Nov 2011, 08:44
    Uncle Tom had a weird grin on his smile. Mom kept yelling at him using the word aroused constantly. We are stopping at the POLICE station. I wonder why

    "People fear death even more than pain. It's strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over. Yeah, I guess it is a friend." Jim Morrison
  • The police were confused as to just how the car landed on the roof of the STUCCO house.

  • i have no IDEA what stucco is or means

  • Getting wasted was such a BAD idea.

  • Too bad you didn't THINK of that before now.

  • I think, therefore I am BORN of mind.

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 24 Jan 2012, 13:59
    I was born ON the 4th of July.

    • Kennoth said...
    • User
    • 24 Jan 2012, 20:15
    And the next thing I knew, she was on TOP of me.

  • I fell off the top of the ladder and IMPALED myself on a railing.

    • Kennoth said...
    • User
    • 25 Jan 2012, 16:22
    Impaling was one of the standard MEDIEVAL methods of torture and execution.

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 26 Jan 2012, 01:55
    I would be a KING if I lived in medieval times.

    • Kennoth said...
    • User
    • 26 Jan 2012, 04:04
    King Tomislav was the FIRST king of Croatia, establishing the kingdom in 925 AD.

  • The first time a boy touched her hand was also the first TIME she slapped one.

    "I want my frustrations to know that you are alright"
    • Kennoth said...
    • User
    • 26 Jan 2012, 17:35
    We should live without REGRETS because the time always runs out more quickly than we want it to.

  • One of life's biggest regrets is the lack of PURSUIT of happiness.

    "I want my frustrations to know that you are alright"
  • I was in pursuit of the never ending QUEST for boob.

    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 27 Jan 2012, 19:27
    This quest will NEVER be accomplished.

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