How do you convince someone their favorite band sucks?

 
    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 22 May 2008, 04:12
    True. I love fighting about music. One idea is to tell them to admit they're stupid or you will fry their hand in a waffle iron. mmmmmmm flesh waffles. Or you could stick a red hot poker in their ass until they admit they suck at life. just suggestions. (not from actual experience, *shifty eyes*)

  • hmm, don't think i'm gonna do that to my girlfriend..
    (Well, at least not with a red hot poker...)

    -_-'

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    • crushtor said...
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    • 8 Jun 2008, 04:36
    Kyle,

    STFU

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  • lols


    • mitrado said...
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    • 9 Jun 2008, 15:35
    You won't convince them...

    There's this sad 37 year old kid, who goes by the nick of St0rm and he listens to Oasis all day long...

    I've simply said Oasis are miles way behind The Beatles... and that he should start listening to new bands...

    What happened next was...

    1 - He felt angry and frustrated.
    2 - He insulted The Beatles.
    3 - He insulted me like hell.
    4 - He started a group against me: Mitrado fan club
    5 - He opened a lot of new accounts by copying my profile... Mitrad0, reeetardo, polygamitrado
    6 - He's been insulting me and using those accounts to insult others for the last couple of weeks...
    7 - He's going through his andropause...

    • crushtor said...
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    • 12 Jun 2008, 02:26
    I'd say you require the services of the Troll Squad. Ask applekabukisuri for more info...

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    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 13 Jun 2008, 06:06
    Wow, I didn't realise Oasis fans were so diehard.

    • mitrado said...
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    • 14 Jun 2008, 14:15
    Tardis said:
    Wow, I didn't realise Oasis fans were so diehard.

    There are a lot worse, I'm afraid...

    Examples:

    Nightwish's fans... mostly, the new vocalist lovers.
    Never, but never say that Anette Olzon is not as good as X (being X any other artist of this world...)

    HIM's fans...
    Just try saying that's not their really playing... or that "love metal" is an inexistent genre, for instance... and you shall be butchered! :-D

    • Liadz said...
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    • 8 Jul 2008, 03:40
    Speaking of Nightwish, I'm also afraid of Tarja's fans. She is some kind of goddess for most of them. I don't dare to talk to much about her.

    mitrado, you forgot to mention the song that was made for you (yeah, I've read some fights in Nightwish's shoutbox) =X

  • People just need to wake up and realise that The Veronicas are the best thing to ever happen to music.

    • crushtor said...
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    • 9 Jul 2008, 08:53
    NO! I WANT MY STRAWBERRY KISSES!

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  • crushtor said:
    NO! I WANT MY STRAWBERRY KISSES!

    Haha yes!

    I had the brilliant idea today of a side project called
    The Nikki Webster Allstar Band
    Which would basically consist of harsh noise featuring short bursts of sped up nikki webster classics between tracks.

    • crushtor said...
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    • 12 Jul 2008, 14:42
    AppleKabukiSuri said:
    crushtor said:
    NO! I WANT MY STRAWBERRY KISSES!

    Haha yes!

    I had the brilliant idea today of a side project called
    The Nikki Webster Allstar Band
    Which would basically consist of harsh noise featuring short bursts of sped up nikki webster classics between tracks.


    And gay porn samples

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  • crushtor said:
    AppleKabukiSuri said:
    crushtor said:
    NO! I WANT MY STRAWBERRY KISSES!

    Haha yes!

    I had the brilliant idea today of a side project called
    The Nikki Webster Allstar Band
    Which would basically consist of harsh noise featuring short bursts of sped up nikki webster classics between tracks.


    And gay porn samples


    YESSSSSSS

    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 19 Jul 2008, 00:34
    mitrado said:
    You won't convince them...

    There's this sad 37 year old kid, who goes by the nick of St0rm and he listens to Oasis all day long...

    I've simply said Oasis are miles way behind The Beatles... and that he should start listening to new bands...

    What happened next was...

    1 - He felt angry and frustrated.
    2 - He insulted The Beatles.
    3 - He insulted me like hell.
    4 - He started a group against me: Mitrado fan club
    5 - He opened a lot of new accounts by copying my profile... Mitrad0, reeetardo, polygamitrado
    6 - He's been insulting me and using those accounts to insult others for the last couple of weeks...
    7 - He's going through his andropause...



    Fucking pathetic. St0rm should have better things to do. Like jacking off to amateur teen porn.

  • A firm kick in the nuts does it every time.

    “A man's errors are his portals of discovery.”

    - James Joyce
    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 27 Dec 2008, 22:44
    If the band totally sucks, and the guy knows nothing about music, I'll just laugh at him and give up. If the band isn't that good, but the guy has a great potential to become a great elite, I'll show him some real shit, and explain why the band sucks.

  • Liadz spaketh:
    Speaking of Nightwish, I'm also afraid of Tarja's fans. She is some kind of goddess for most of them. I don't dare to talk to much about her.


    Fo' seriously, man. Tarja fans are kinda... argh. But, one of my friends said she wanted to fuck her, so that was lulworthy, and is also why I cannot listen to them without laughing anymore.

    My main methods for converting potential loyal peons of the Army of Lord B-W are simple.

    1. Mixtape. Just give it to them in passing. Say "Hey, give this a listen and tell me what you think. I want to know if my musical taste lists me as being almost too faggy to hang out with youse guys." This has given good results. I've gotten a kid hooked on Ramshteen, Midnight Oil, Pearl Jam, and Dream Theater using this.

    2. Just make the short little genre connections. Get a kid who's listening to whatever the fuck passes for punk these days to listen to REAL punk, then to hardcore, then Slayer.

    3. Appeal to their mindset. A wannabe nonconformist can be easily bollocksed into giving up on MCR and jumping onto the ship with King Crimson fans, just because nobody who likes King Crimson could ever possibly be cool.

    4. Use visual aids as needed! Soon, you'll get there. This might take a while longer, but you can find fuckin' everything on Youtube.

    5. If all else fails, use the "Duct Tape and Headphones Method."

    Good luck saving the world from people with horrible musical taste.

    • HazyB said...
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    • 29 Mar 2009, 11:50
    All good ones. My standard argument against the horrible musical tastes of some of my friends would be:

    "Linkin Park? That's what I listened to when I was thirteen and angry at my mother. You'll grow out of it"

    Never seems to work though. They're pretty noncornformist in their conformism.

  • Oh wait?!

    Wait a second.

    Trying to convince someone who listens to music you dont like, to listen the music you like is somewhat ... stupid.

    If somebody says he likes LinkinPark, i just tell them: "Its a good band indeed".
    Why?

    Do you want those people streaming into our music scene? Well, i dont.

  • Re: Oh wait?!

    Stalaggh said:

    Wait a second.

    Trying to convince someone who listens to music you dont like, to listen the music you like is somewhat ... stupid.

    If somebody says he likes LinkinPark, i just tell them: "Its a good band indeed".
    Why?

    Do you want those people streaming into our music scene? Well, i dont.



    Now THATS the spirit of EAEWDL


  • What is EAEWDL? oO

  • Stalaggh said:
    What is EAEWDL? oO

    Elitists Against Elitism We Don't Like

    • HazyB said...
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    • 25 Jun 2009, 16:49
    Stalaggh said:
    What is EAEWDL? oO


    Sheesh, you call yourself an elitist and can't figure that one out? ;-)

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