Dead Parrot

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Created on: 3 Apr 2008
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a group for all pepole who likes monty python's sketch dead parrot. COME ON! join the group!
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Mr. Praline:
John Cleese
Owner:
Michael Palin


Dead Parrot
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss?
Owner: What do you mean, "miss"?
Mr. Praline: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
Owner: Sorry, we're closin' for lunch...!
Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot, what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Owner: Oh yes, the, ah, the Norwegian Blue... What's, ah... W-what's wrong with it?
Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. It's dead, that's what's wrong with it.
Owner: No, no, 'e's ah... he's resting.
Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
Owner: No no, h-he's not dead, he's, he's restin'!
Mr. Praline: Restin'?
Owner: Y-yeah, restin.' Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, isn't it, eh? Beautiful plumage!
Mr. Praline: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead!
Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
Mr. Praline All right then, if he's resting, I'll wake him up!
(shouting at the cage)

'Ello, Polly! Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you wake up, Mr. Polly Parrot...
(owner hits the cage)

Owner: There, he moved!
Mr. Praline No, he didn't, that was you pushing the cage!

Owner: I never!!
Mr. Praline Yes, you did!
Owner: I never, never....
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