Chuck Norris>Barack Obama
Chuck Norris uses a rattlesnake as a condom.
weapons don´t kills, just chuck norris :)
'Wake up, matrix, Chuck Noris has you'
When taking the SAT, just write Chuck Norris for every answer. You're guaranteed to get a score of at least 8000.
Chuck Norris can cut a knife with a piece of bread!
jokes about chuck norris aren´t funny,because where is chuck norris,there ends all fun..:D
Every time you masterbate, Chuck Norris punches a mexican baby in the face. LOL :)
Chuck Norris can kick with 2 legs at the same time!