The secret is to screw up your first plan - then you really stick to plan B. Nothing's impossible but a wooden oven - and even that's possible once! Forum signature, no.
I am an excellent writer (if I do say so myself) and at one time fancied myself a journalist... but I am unsure of my musical expertise in so much as to believe I could possibly contribute successfully in some way... what qualifies one to be graced with these duties that are advertised?
Writers and Editors wanted!