Blind Guardian does NOT have balls

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Leader: tronfreak
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Created on: 18 Feb 2007
This is a group for all of you out there who really don't like bands with that fucking Dark-Ages-Style, singing about dragons and knights and other insignificant stuff that noone wants to hear...

There are signs on the Ring
Which makes me feel so down
There's one to enslave all Rings
To find them all in time
And drive them into darkness
Forever they'll be bound
Three for the Kings
Of the elves high in light
Nine to the mortal
Which cry

I'll keep the Ring full of sorrow
I'll keep the Ring till I die
I'll keep the Ring full of sorrow
I'll keep the Ring till i die

Slow down and I sail on the river
Slow down and i walk to the hill
And there 's no way out

Dark land under Sauron's spell
Threatened for a long time
Threatened for a long time
Seven rings to the dwarves
In their halls made of stone
Into the valley
I feel down
One ring to the dark lord's hand
Sitting on his throne
In a land so dark
Where I've to go

I'll keep the Ring
Till I die.

Slow down and I sail on the river
Slow down and I walk to the hill (till I die)
Slow down and I sail on the river
Slow down and I walk to the hill (I'll keep the Ring)
Slow down and I sail on the river
Slow down and I walk to the hill (till I die)
Lord of the Rings

Hell... what's this? Lord Of The Rings... I mean, I liked the book(s), I liked the movies, but can there be anything more insignificant than a song about Lord Of The Rings?
I don't really think so...
By the way... Oh yes, there actually IS one more insignificant song: The Bard's Song.

Now you all know
The bards and their songs
When hours have gone by
I'll close my eyes
In a world far away
We may meet again
But now hear my song
About the dawn of the night
Let's sing the bards' song

Sung in such a boring Dark-Ages-Style.

Good to know that there are still bands nowadays that make good music. If you listen to at least one of them, feel free to join!

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  • Codera

    the person who made this is definitely a troll, everyone knows Blind Guardian is an awesome band. Long live the Bards! \m/

    29 May 2012 Reply
  • Schander

    lolwut... ignorance is bliss, I guess.

    31 Jan 2012 Reply
  • Tuberkulloosi

    Fuck off wimps. Blind Guardian do have balls. Also all the connected artists fucking blow.

    2 Nov 2011 Reply
  • Tuberkulloosi

    hehe))) reli fani!

    2 Nov 2011 Reply
  • AsylumMassacre

    Is this group a joke?

    29 Jul 2011 Reply
  • RachelAn3

    Fuck Y'All Haters, Suck My Dick!

    10 Apr 2011 Reply
  • SilverBarron

    The creator of this group obviously heard those 2 ballads and decided thats what all the songs sound like!

    14 Jan 2011 Reply
  • Saryntian

    this gruop sucks.

    5 Jan 2011 Reply
  • Ottah94

    BG doesn't want to have balls cause they actually don't make poser metal. Listen to your emo stuff and that's fine but BG are ages better.

    8 Nov 2010 Reply
  • Wollongong93

    this group does NOT have balls

    15 Oct 2010 Reply
  • FenoFromSky

    KINGS OF LEON, go and die now :D

    8 Jun 2010 Reply
  • -Nile-

    Music does not need balls. :o And when I see your charts, I'm happy that I will never see mosh-kids like you on a BG concert. :)

    2 Jun 2010 Reply
  • glompix

    ahahahahahahahah "#3 - Linkin Park"

    23 May 2010 Reply
  • dragons_r_Cool

    Blind Guardian is the biznatchma. of course a complete fool such as yourself wouldn't know this, because your ears along with your brain apparently turned stupid

    30 Apr 2010 Reply
  • Regdot

    fuck this group

    6 Jan 2010 Reply
  • ok-

    Some of their early albums are OK... But then......

    4 Oct 2009 Reply
  • xSkraelingx

    Of course BMTH and Slipknot are going to be in the charts of a group who's name is "Blind Guardian does NOT have balls". Fuck all you little teenybopper poseurs who can't recognize good music.

    20 Sep 2009 Reply
  • Miguel192

    Auto suicide, you all members. Blind Guardian is one of the best bands ever.

    16 Jul 2009 Reply
  • FaustFest

    wow this group sucks LOL

    24 Apr 2009 Reply
  • Necro_von_Gore

    AS IF DRAGONS WERE MEDIEVAL. Dragons are fantasy. This group is the worst crap i've ever seen

    20 Apr 2009 Reply
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