Anti-Metallica

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Created on: 25 Oct 2007
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Dear fags

By joining this group you are agreeing with the opinion of many, that metallica suck ass.

The real story:
Metallica USED to be a kick ass thrash metal band back in the day of...

Dear fags

By joining this group you are agreeing with the opinion of many, that metallica suck ass.

The real story:
Metallica USED to be a kick ass thrash metal band back in the day of awesome thrash metal..then in the 90s the real metallica were abducted by aliens and the aliens sole purpose was to destroy the core fanbase of Metallica as they believed Metallica's original sound to be a threat to one of their planets or something.
Anyway, the 90s came around and they started putting out albums that sounded like blues-grunge hybrids and instead of singing like any normal person, Hetfield decided it would be awesome to yodel and add "EE-AHHH" at the end of every sentence..oh and he contsantly said baby live too which isn't that good amirite?

Of course I am..anyway the real Metallica came back from anus probing and other violations of their personal space and thought "WTF MAN" and well, they decided they would try to go back to their old sound but the ALIENS stole their AWESOME and the end result was St Anger.

While metal may still be in the name of this band it's pretty obvious the evil aliens stole all their metal and harvested to better bands like Megadeth and the almighty SLAYUUUUUUURRRRRRR..along with Trivium...so should Metallica be called Metallica anymore? Or should they just rename themselves mediocallica or some shit..I don't know.

Anyway, it's obvious young bands can emulate the metallica sound better than Metallica can do themselves..for example Trivium, I'm not a fan but Matt Heafy can yodel better than hetfield..oh and he plays a Dimebag guitar..how awesome is that shit!?

Alot of you will be quick enough to come on my page and trash talk my music taste because it's not as METUL as yours or because Metallica are number 11 on my top artists...well I still listen to the pre-alien era..any problems with that? then just go back to your mothers basement and get back to trash talking people on Halo 3 or something, seeing how you don't have anything better to do in life.

As alot of you are aware, Metallica are recording a new album..but since the AWESOME got taken out by the aliens and well, they have a monkey playing bass(not that he's a bad bass player) for them now..I highly doubt it'll be good..but who cares..fuck Metallica

Anti-Metallica for life.

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Omnigraph

Metallica suck cock and are sellouts [2]

2 Dec 2012 Reply
BlackMetallizer

Metallica is unfiairly underrated.

3 Nov 2012 Reply
Mikhail19

Сирожа ты и тут, лол

28 Dec 2011 Reply
kiddwikkid

"Metallica USED to be a kick ass thrash metal band back in the day of awesome thrash metal.." - disagree here..IMO, Metallica NEVER used to be a kick ass band...they sucked arse from the get-go..Mustaine, however, was always a star, an entity..

19 Dec 2011 Reply
simonitroX

Metallica is a shame to be called Metal. Period.

8 Dec 2011 Reply
serega_ozz_deat

You do not like and do not respect MetallicA? Yes you complete asshole!!!

23 Nov 2011 Reply
KeIemvor

"metallica needs to learn from Slipknot" They already did, listen to St. Anger.

26 Oct 2011 Reply
MetalicIron

metallica needs to learn from Slipknot

12 Jul 2011 Reply
csehszlovakze

all hail black metal!

22 May 2011 Reply
ASTAROTH_V

Fuck metallica, Madonna is a bitch but she is better than metallica.

4 May 2011 Reply
PrestoBitch

whatever > shit = megadeth > metallica

3 Mar 2011 Reply
darmik89

na przypadek tej grupy szkoda słów,założyciel grupy jest przygłupem i tyle...

16 Jan 2011 Reply
MissNatx3

Buhahahahah *zieeeeeeeew* : )

4 Dec 2010 Reply
suoomi666

Jeju, każdy tworzy swoją muzykę, a ludzie, jakby mieli mało problemów, wymyślają sobie kolejne, tworzą np. tzw. anty-grupy >.< I po co ?

23 Nov 2010 Reply
AcidPL

cipy zazdroscicie im poprostu

19 Nov 2010 Reply
Alchemist6

to all the Metallica haters out there SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB ASS BASTARDS

24 Oct 2010 Reply
HxCstranger

FUCK METALLICA! there isn't any consistency in this music

23 Oct 2010 Reply
TomasikPL

Justin Bieber sold milions of records too.

14 Oct 2010 Reply
Darkhaku

FUCK HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who has sold millions of records, who has millions of last.fm plays? Who is the most popular Metal band in the universe? Who is filthy rich? Metallica. What have the haters done? Umm... Bitch and whine!

7 Oct 2010 Reply
MissNatx3

A co mi tam... Powiększę tą grupę i uj ! :DDDDD

5 Oct 2010 Reply