Alan Johnson

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Created on: 25 Jul 2009
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Just us, a pile of Chinese food and a couple of 'fuck off' spreadsheets.



Smooth, slick, stylish – Alan Johnson embodies all that’s right about sales management.

He’s all about the bottom line, profit margin and cost efficiency. Combine these attributes with a brash, confident business style, and you can see why Mark is so taken with this leader among men. Johnson’s anecdotes from the frontline of commercial derring-do and his BMW 5 Series may also play their part in holding Mark’s schoolboy gaze.

All corporate, all of the time, Johnson is proactive, enabling and politically correct. The man has business paradigms coursing through the neatly-structured hierarchy of his veins. He also has balls of steel – and he’s not afraid to play hardball when the occasion demands. Needless to say, it’s necessary at JLB, where the staff are never far from their next kick in the backside.

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  • booshpower

    I'll assign you some slave drones. Milk them til they're dead. We just need them sweating stats and shitting facts til D-Day

    January 2011
  • windowview

    Obligatory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAJpwQvweGc

    February 2010
  • CandaceAlmighty

    I'm the face, you're the tendons and all the grizzley shit under the surface.

    February 2010
  • Sunzy

    Mark, is that normal pooing? Doesn't smell normal...?

    September 2009
  • LeftCoastRyda

    "I've got a 32 inch plasma in mine. You get a document up on that baby and you are seriously looking at that document"

    September 2009
  • LiamGallagher

    Stick that up your dojo!

    September 2009
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