Worst lyrics?! how!! they are AWESOME lyrics... they're a 1st person view of being a beer (as if it was human) read them a bit more carefully and you'll understand! I especially like: "Don't leave your Beer in a Freezer
This loss you will regret
If you don't use your mind."
reminds me heaps of my experiences drinking with mates and accidentally leaving beers in the freezer and to wake up in the morning with them exploded.... VERY frustraiting!!! hhahahah