"Sorry bruddahs, The Hulkster had a sex tape show up from a few years back and it got me thrown out of WWE. Whatcha gonna do? I'm running around with a girl Brooke's age and I'm gettin' more poontang than Mean Gene, brah." ....I should have sold the Grills instead of Foreman back then and had him sell Juicers, Jimmy Hart. Sorry 'bout that brah, my fuck-up."
While it sounds okay live, it can't compare to the original version that Hulk Hogan still uses to this day. I still mark out everytime I hear "Real American" blasting out of a WWE arena and Hulk Hogan makes an appearance.