• Cats


    I like when they purr.

    Please release it on cassette.
    • meownster a dit :...
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    • 6 mars 2011, 22h57m

    fun fcat

    Did you know every time a cat purrs it is trying to communicate through energy waves? Scientists have determined that the top two ideas cats attempt to "purrcolate" are: "Where is your tail?" and "Meow Mix Please!"

    "Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth."
    - Ludwig Börne
  • Cats II

    This new knowledge
    increases my
    liking of when they purr.

    Please release it on cassette.
    • EndKat a dit :...
    • Utilisateur
    • 9 mars 2011, 14h34m

    In Regard to Purring:

    I would purr [a cat is a kat is a khat] if I could only get so very far away from finagling, fucked up, pseudo-intellectual "cats"...Their paws tread heavy and their lids half-mast. They cannot even "meow", for misspelling that which le chat does utter merely shows fauxcats' canine-hearkening stutter.
    Too bad wings cannot be sprouted on these creatures, train them to fly and they never reach the sky. Too base to bark, sneaker-wearing bitches have yet to get their stitches-soon to be just an it-yet never quite grasping, no one gives a shit.

    Congregation please knead blanket and arrange self to state of repose-

    Now reading from the LOLcat bible, ........

    All purr please.

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