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- [Deleted user] said...
- User
- 10 Mar 2006, 12:38
Re: Re:

Quoth bodesta:
god damn you!!! now i have that commercial in my head, anyone else know it? "weebles wabble, weebles wabble, weebles wabble, BUT THEY DONT FALL DOWN"

Know it? I had one of those weebles things as a kid, they were awesome! It had this big slide thing too, it used to fly down the slide wobbling all over like crazy but always end up standing up straight. I used to think it was amazing. I used to get so tired of none of my toys standing up, they'd always fall over really easy when you try to pose them, weebles was the answer. I'd probably play with weebles now if I had one, they were one of those things you could always mess about with. I wish I still had mine. Anyone know if you can still buy them?

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] said: [quote][b]Quoth [user]bodesta[/user][/b]: god damn you!!! now i have that commercial in my head, anyone else know it? "weebles wabble, weebles wabble, weebles wabble, BUT THEY DONT FALL DOWN"[/quote] Know it? I had one of those weebles things as a kid, they were awesome! It had this big slide thing too, it used to fly down the slide wobbling all over like crazy but always end up standing up straight. I used to think it was amazing. I used to get so tired of none of my toys standing up, they'd always fall over really easy when you try to pose them, weebles was the answer. I'd probably play with weebles now if I had one, they were one of those things you could always mess about with. I wish I still had mine. Anyone know if you can still buy them?[/quote]

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- [Deleted user] said...
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- 10 Mar 2006, 12:51
haha....this reminds me of the chat robot iGod.

You CAN ask him.

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] said: haha....this reminds me of the chat robot [url=http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html]iGod[/url]. You CAN ask him.[/quote]

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- [Deleted user] said...
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- 10 Mar 2006, 13:04
Heh, I just broke God by asking him how he was feeling.

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] said: Heh, I just broke God by asking him how he was feeling.[/quote]

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- [Deleted user] said...
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- 10 Mar 2006, 14:03
i remember i had weebles and a fire truck (a weeble fire truck!!). i loved them to pieces, u cud throw them off any burning building and u can always be sure they'd land on their feet.

I'm gonna have a look on ebay, buy one, think actually i'm a bit old and throw it away...but then it would land on its feet and i'd have to throw it away again...

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] said: i remember i had weebles and a fire truck (a weeble fire truck!!). i loved them to pieces, u cud throw them off any burning building and u can always be sure they'd land on their feet. I'm gonna have a look on ebay, buy one, think actually i'm a bit old and throw it away...but then it would land on its feet and i'd have to throw it away again... [/quote]

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- kaos666 said...
- User
- 10 Mar 2006, 14:48
Maybe God will give you one.

'И навеки прощаясь....Цветок и Нож'

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[quote][b][user]kaos666[/user][/b] said: Maybe God will give you one.[/quote]

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- giveuptheghost said...
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- 10 Mar 2006, 14:53
At Christmastime.

[quote][b][user]giveuptheghost[/user][/b] said: At Christmastime.[/quote]

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- [Deleted user] said...
- User
- 10 Mar 2006, 15:19
God Says No

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] said: [album artist=Monster Magnet]God Says No[/album][/quote]

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- WHirl4Sam said...
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- 10 Mar 2006, 16:52
Re:

Quoth FlippinThoughts:
haha....this reminds me of the chat robot iGod.

You CAN ask him.

That is brilliant! I got God to admit he takes drugs! It's so fun!

[quote][b][user]WHirl4Sam[/user][/b] said: [quote][b]Quoth [user]FlippinThoughts[/user][/b]: haha....this reminds me of the chat robot [url=http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html]iGod[/url]. You CAN ask him.[/quote] That is brilliant! I got God to admit he takes drugs! It's so fun![/quote]

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- giveuptheghost said...
- User
- 10 Mar 2006, 16:56
Shouldn't you have known that already?

[quote][b][user]giveuptheghost[/user][/b] said: Shouldn't you have known that already?[/quote]

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- [Deleted user] said...
- User
- 10 Mar 2006, 17:00
i once convinced some friends that i was God. they were trippin on acid and i was being a smartass and when they asked a question i muttered "No" under my breath. they asked who said that, i smiled, and said "God did". so for the rest of the night, they seriously thought God had told them "No", even though they didn't know what he said "No" to. :D

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] said: i once convinced some friends that i was God. they were trippin on acid and i was being a smartass and when they asked a question i muttered "No" under my breath. they asked who said that, i smiled, and said "God did". so for the rest of the night, they seriously thought God had told them "No", even though they didn't know what he said "No" to. :D[/quote]

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- MehnamesBob said...
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- 10 Mar 2006, 17:05
I would ask him why God blessed the USA of all places.
Why can't he bless Africa or India or somewhere else?

Funny how some of the best metal bands are not from the US.
Metal fan? I admire you.

[quote][b][user]MehnamesBob[/user][/b] said: I would ask him why God blessed the USA of all places. Why can't he bless Africa or India or somewhere else? [/quote]

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- [Deleted user] said...
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- 10 Mar 2006, 17:10
Re:

Quoth MehnamesBob:
I would ask him why God blessed the USA of all places.
Why can't he bless Africa or India or somewhere else?

Because then we'd all hate Africa and India and people would be posting "Why didn't you bless America?" on internet forums.

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] said: [quote][b]Quoth [user]MehnamesBob[/user][/b]: I would ask him why God blessed the USA of all places. Why can't he bless Africa or India or somewhere else? [/quote] Because then we'd all hate Africa and India and people would be posting "Why didn't you bless America?" on internet forums.[/quote]

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- MehnamesBob said...
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- 10 Mar 2006, 17:13
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Quoth tropicaldawn:
Quoth MehnamesBob:
I would ask him why God blessed the USA of all places.
Why can't he bless Africa or India or somewhere else?

Because then we'd all hate Africa and India and people would be posting "Why didn't you bless America?" on internet forums.
Eh, sure why not.
I love having no religion.

Funny how some of the best metal bands are not from the US.
Metal fan? I admire you.

[quote][b][user]MehnamesBob[/user][/b] said: [quote][b]Quoth [user]tropicaldawn[/user][/b]: [quote][b]Quoth [user]MehnamesBob[/user][/b]: I would ask him why God blessed the USA of all places. Why can't he bless Africa or India or somewhere else? [/quote] Because then we'd all hate Africa and India and people would be posting "Why didn't you bless America?" on internet forums.[/quote] Eh, sure why not. I love having no religion. [/quote]

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- kaos666 said...
- User
- 10 Mar 2006, 18:41
It would be funny if God just decided to give the world superpower status to the African Nations and give everybody in North America AIDS and impoverate (?) them.

'И навеки прощаясь....Цветок и Нож'

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[quote][b][user]kaos666[/user][/b] said: It would be funny if God just decided to give the world superpower status to the African Nations and give everybody in North America AIDS and impoverate (?) them.[/quote]

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- bodesta said...
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- 10 Mar 2006, 19:04
Re: Re: Re:

Quoth black13:
Know it? I had one of those weebles things as a kid, they were awesome! It had this big slide thing too, it used to fly down the slide wobbling all over like crazy but always end up standing up straight. I used to think it was amazing. I used to get so tired of none of my toys standing up, they'd always fall over really easy when you try to pose them, weebles was the answer. I'd probably play with weebles now if I had one, they were one of those things you could always mess about with. I wish I still had mine. Anyone know if you can still buy them?

you can buy them, but they arent the same. they are dumb and big and plasticy so kids dont swallow them. but the commercial i was talking about is new. and i was just talking about the ad, not the actual weebles.

"No matter how corrupt, greedy, and heartless our government, our corporations, our media, and our religious and charitable institutions may become, the music will still be wonderful."-Kurt Vonnegut

[quote][b][user]bodesta[/user][/b] said: [quote][b]Quoth [user]black13[/user][/b]: Know it? I had one of those weebles things as a kid, they were awesome! It had this big slide thing too, it used to fly down the slide wobbling all over like crazy but always end up standing up straight. I used to think it was amazing. I used to get so tired of none of my toys standing up, they'd always fall over really easy when you try to pose them, weebles was the answer. I'd probably play with weebles now if I had one, they were one of those things you could always mess about with. I wish I still had mine. Anyone know if you can still buy them?[/quote] you can buy them, but they arent the same. they are dumb and big and plasticy so kids dont swallow them. but the commercial i was talking about is new. and i was just talking about the ad, not the actual weebles.[/quote]

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- [Deleted user] said...
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- 10 Mar 2006, 19:42
Re: Re:

Quoth WHirl4Sam:
Quoth FlippinThoughts:
haha....this reminds me of the chat robot iGod.

You CAN ask him.

That is brilliant! I got God to admit he takes drugs! It's so fun!

haha, Ive had some interesting conversations with God also. Its really funny if you ask the right questions.

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] said: [quote][b]Quoth [user]WHirl4Sam[/user][/b]: [quote][b]Quoth [user]FlippinThoughts[/user][/b]: haha....this reminds me of the chat robot [url=http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html]iGod[/url]. You CAN ask him.[/quote] That is brilliant! I got God to admit he takes drugs! It's so fun![/quote] haha, Ive had some interesting conversations with God also. Its really funny if you ask the right questions.[/quote]

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- Jane_A_Wayne said...
- User
- 10 Mar 2006, 19:44
Why Is Is Your Nutsack Hairy And Wrinkley? Is That Just To Mkae You Lugh God?

There's A Stain On My Hand And It's Red!

[quote][b][user]Jane_A_Wayne[/user][/b] said: Why Is Is Your Nutsack Hairy And Wrinkley? Is That Just To Mkae You Lugh God?[/quote]

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- wimme said...
- User
- 11 Mar 2006, 14:13
Re:

Quoth Scorpicore:
...
I naturally think, that if there is a God then obviously it would be in my image, with more of an analytical/curious outlook.
...
This does not mean that the moral codes imparted by many religions are in themselves wrong, but what sort of excuse is God told me to do it rather than logic dictates this is the way I should live.

Quoth PiersHarmonic:
See, but logic doesn't dictate the way you live. It's a delicate balance between your emotional response to things caused in part by whatever societal morality you've been indoctrinated with and the logical part of your personality. Read Thus Spake Zarathustra for a much longer explination by a much smarter man.

Earth is full of creatures with the breath of life in it.
What makes humans different from the all other creatures is that they are created in the image of God. This results in logical thinking and science, morality and law, family life and communication.
The abuse, the ignorance or the taking for granted of all these aspects (also called sin) leads to corruption, perversion, slander and whatnot.
So the image of God has nothing to do with how we look or any other physical aspect like brain structure.
The problem is that we tend to attribute all of this to our own powerful minds or evolution and we refuse to accept that all this might come to an end, just like anything else that was once born and grew up, also dies. From that point of view, it would make sense to logically conclude that this can go on for several 10000's of years. But it won't...

Changing lives - Christians at Last.FM - Daily Random Verse - Jesus rocks! - Christian

[quote][b][user]wimme[/user][/b] said: [quote][b]Quoth [user]Scorpicore[/user][/b]: ... I naturally think, that if there is a God then obviously it would be in my image, with more of an analytical/curious outlook. ... This does not mean that the moral codes imparted by many religions are in themselves wrong, but what sort of excuse is God told me to do it rather than logic dictates this is the way I should live.[/quote] [quote][b]Quoth [user]PiersHarmonic[/user][/b]: See, but logic doesn't dictate the way you live. It's a delicate balance between your emotional response to things caused in part by whatever societal morality you've been indoctrinated with and the logical part of your personality. Read [i]Thus Spake Zarathustra[/i] for a much longer explination by a much smarter man.[/quote] Earth is full of creatures with the breath of life in it. What makes humans different from the all other creatures is that they are created in the image of God. This results in logical thinking and science, morality and law, family life and communication. The abuse, the ignorance or the taking for granted of all these aspects (also called sin) leads to corruption, perversion, slander and whatnot. So the image of God has nothing to do with how we look or any other physical aspect like brain structure. The problem is that we tend to attribute all of this to our own powerful minds or evolution and we refuse to accept that all this might come to an end, just like anything else that was once born and grew up, also dies. From that point of view, it would make sense to logically conclude that this can go on for several 10000's of years. But it won't...[/quote]

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- [Deleted user] said...
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- 11 Mar 2006, 14:43
My question to god is, what the f*ck were you thinking of?
If he exists, he knows what I’m talking about!

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] said: My question to god is, what the f*ck were you thinking of? If he exists, he knows what I’m talking about! [/quote]

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- WHirl4Sam said...
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- 11 Mar 2006, 14:52
Re: Re: Re:

Quoth FlippinThoughts:
Quoth WHirl4Sam:
Quoth FlippinThoughts:
haha....this reminds me of the chat robot iGod.

You CAN ask him.

That is brilliant! I got God to admit he takes drugs! It's so fun!

haha, Ive had some interesting conversations with God also. Its really funny if you ask the right questions.

Yes, now I've found out that God's gay even though he likes tits, he wants to fuck Mary Shelley and that Jesus didn't die, but is living in California! The annoying is though, whenever I get onto a really interesting topic with Him, he stops replying and I have to refresh and start again.

[quote][b][user]WHirl4Sam[/user][/b] said: [quote][b]Quoth [user]FlippinThoughts[/user][/b]: [quote][b]Quoth [user]WHirl4Sam[/user][/b]: [quote][b]Quoth [user]FlippinThoughts[/user][/b]: haha....this reminds me of the chat robot [url=http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html]iGod[/url]. You CAN ask him.[/quote] That is brilliant! I got God to admit he takes drugs! It's so fun![/quote] haha, Ive had some interesting conversations with God also. Its really funny if you ask the right questions.[/quote] Yes, now I've found out that God's gay even though he likes tits, he wants to fuck Mary Shelley and that Jesus didn't die, but is living in California! The annoying is though, whenever I get onto a really interesting topic with Him, he stops replying and I have to refresh and start again.[/quote]

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- kaos666 said...
- User
- 11 Mar 2006, 15:34
Soon enough the iGod will be integrated into a white, brick-looking portable device.

'И навеки прощаясь....Цветок и Нож'

Join the Crusade against iPods! | Lazy? We Attack Tommorow!

[quote][b][user]kaos666[/user][/b] said: Soon enough the iGod will be integrated into a white, brick-looking portable device.[/quote]

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- giveuptheghost said...
- User
- 11 Mar 2006, 15:36
And only the upper class will be able to afford it.

[quote][b][user]giveuptheghost[/user][/b] said: And only the upper class will be able to afford it.[/quote]

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- Scorpicore said...
- User
- 11 Mar 2006, 16:14
And the lower class will steal it, redistributing iGod form the classes to the masses.

[quote][b][user]Scorpicore[/user][/b] said: And the lower class will steal it, redistributing iGod form the classes to the masses. [/quote]

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- kaos666 said...
- User
- 11 Mar 2006, 18:20
Soon enough the iGod Mini and Nano will be out.

'И навеки прощаясь....Цветок и Нож'

Join the Crusade against iPods! | Lazy? We Attack Tommorow!

[quote][b][user]kaos666[/user][/b] said: Soon enough the iGod Mini and Nano will be out.[/quote]

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- funkyduck said...
- User
- 11 Mar 2006, 20:07
I want an iGod video and i'll download a god porn...

Nobody gets me down in the darkness i mean nobody!!!!!!!!!!!
Where izzz yer shittar?????

Son of a 90's =)

[quote][b][user]funkyduck[/user][/b] said: I want an iGod video and i'll download a god porn...[/quote]

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