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  • I need a nice way to tell a cock blocker that he's being a cock blocker

    Ok, here's my problem. I have a crush on this woman, and she has a crush on me as well. Thing is we live in different counties, about 30-40 minutes apart and my car is busted at the moment. We have mutual friends in the music/art scene and see each other maybe once or twice a week. So, when we do see each other I always try to take advantage of the time and talk to her as much as possible. This is where the cock blocker comes in. Dude hovers around her like a vulture on a carcass. She has already told him she doesn't like him, and every time he sees me talking to her he comes in for the block. I get evil eyes and all from this kid. Thing is, I almost ruined his world but didn't want to come off as a dick, first impression and all. Is there a nice way to let him know he's cock blocking hard? My friend suggested drop a subtle joke. Any other ideas?

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    • occams said...
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    • 26 Feb 2010, 05:48
    I wonder if he is thinking the same things about you

    I honestly can't help though, if I was in the situation I wouldn't even address the issue, just try and make the most of the time I had to work with.

    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 26 Feb 2010, 05:58
    Nice way? No to hell with that. He's blocking your cock mayn. You gotsta kick his ass and show him what's up. It's the only way he'll learn.

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    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 26 Feb 2010, 06:09
    Go somewhere with her where said cock blocker isn't?

    Or destroy him.

  • Yeah he knows what he's doing. And assuming he's not your good friend... he doesn't care whatsoever. So don't be nice about it. But cracking him in the face isn't gonna help you. I would probably just try to convince her that he's her stalker. A lot of girls are pretty oblivious about this and think "oh he's just my friend" even though he has different intentions than friendship. So you sorta just gotta tell her the deals.

  • Bring up the idea of a threesome to both of them.

  • "Stop cock blocking me."

  • LMFAO @ an old friend. Ok thing is though she does not like this kid so I'm in no way blocking him. Beating him up won't work either because they're friends. I've only been talking to her for a few weeks so I'm kind of on that getting to know you tip. I don't wanna do anything to the point where she'll be like oh he's a dick. He is in no way my friend, just met the kid, but we have mutual friends, and they all notice his cock blocking. I was thinking about pulling him aside and talking to him, but he seems like the type that would flip my words to make me seem like an asshole. Me and this girl are trying to coordinate to get together but it's just the distance thing and schedules. I'm pretty sure next time he does it I'm calling him out. Glad to know people are on my side

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  • Dude challenge him to a dance off. Winner gets the lady.

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  • Karilo13 said:
    Dude challenge him to a dance off. Winner gets the lady.

    How bout DDR? :D

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  • Mourningfall said:
    Karilo13 said:
    Dude challenge him to a dance off. Winner gets the lady.

    How bout DDR? :D

    DDR would work, but in a dance off, you get to freestyle & show off your own moves.

    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 26 Feb 2010, 07:16
    Now I want to do a dance off. Not gonna lie, I can get down.

  • I've asked her on a date but like i said, she's in a different county 30-40 minutes away and we have tough schedules. I'm always busy with music and design, she's an artist who is going to school. we have plans for me to make dinner but it's just the scheduling thing. And trust me, whenever there's a social event he shows up. A few friends made plans to go to a well known ice cream parlor, her being one of them, he saw the post on facebook and invited himself. He's lame. I'll just have some people stomp him out.....actually that might work

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  • meegiemeltdown said:
    Now I want to do a dance off. Not gonna lie, I can get down.

    I wish I was in Australia. I'll challenge you and you'll get served! In high school they used to call me Chacha cuz I was the best dancer.

  • I can break a lil bit so i would definitely win a danceoff....danceoff with your pants off...I would murder him in that

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    • 26 Feb 2010, 07:20
    Karilo13 said:
    meegiemeltdown said:
    Now I want to do a dance off. Not gonna lie, I can get down.

    I wish I was in Australia. I'll challenge you and you'll get served! In high school they used to call me Chacha cuz I was the best dancer.


    They called you maricón cause you're gay.

  • meegiemeltdown said:
    Karilo13 said:
    meegiemeltdown said:
    Now I want to do a dance off. Not gonna lie, I can get down.

    I wish I was in Australia. I'll challenge you and you'll get served! In high school they used to call me Chacha cuz I was the best dancer.


    They called you maricón cause you're gay.

    That was elementary school.In high school they used to call me to the gym showers.

  • meegiemeltdown said:
    Karilo13 said:
    meegiemeltdown said:
    Now I want to do a dance off. Not gonna lie, I can get down.

    I wish I was in Australia. I'll challenge you and you'll get served! In high school they used to call me Chacha cuz I was the best dancer.

    They called you maricón cause you're gay.


    Owned.

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    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 26 Feb 2010, 07:23
    Karilo13 said:
    meegiemeltdown said:
    Karilo13 said:
    meegiemeltdown said:
    Now I want to do a dance off. Not gonna lie, I can get down.

    I wish I was in Australia. I'll challenge you and you'll get served! In high school they used to call me Chacha cuz I was the best dancer.


    They called you maricón cause you're gay.

    That was elementary school.In high school they used to call me to the gym showers.


    Haha. Anyways I'm gonna go cook something cause my mum is being a dirty whore and won't make me anything. Later.

  • EmceeGaps said:
    meegiemeltdown said:
    Karilo13 said:
    meegiemeltdown said:
    Now I want to do a dance off. Not gonna lie, I can get down.

    I wish I was in Australia. I'll challenge you and you'll get served! In high school they used to call me Chacha cuz I was the best dancer.

    They called you maricón cause you're gay.


    Owned.

    Really?
    You think I got owned with that?

  • Lol this has turned into something completely different...Dance offs and high school showers. Fresh!!!!

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