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how much should sex with a stripper cost?

 
    • reiko57 said...
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    • 11 Jan 2010, 05:08

    how much should sex with a stripper cost?

    im thinking 200, unless shes one of those ugos who greatly benefits from the dim lighting in the club, only 50 for them

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  • SleepParalysis said:
    Desperate much?


    Just "curious". Like when someone asked whether you can become pregnant or not if the chick doesn't want to use condom.

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  • No. That was just stupid. ^

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    If I don't go crazy, I think I'm gonna lose my mind.
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    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 11 Jan 2010, 06:21
    Are we talking the Rolls Royce of strippers, or the economy value pack stripper?
    Do strippers really sleep with people all that often? I always thought they gave the illusion of putting out to get you to give them your money.

    There is always this as well:
    Dinosauria_I said:
    If you want to pay for sex just go to a hooker. You'll get more bang for your buck.....literally.

    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 11 Jan 2010, 06:23
    I dunno, but my friend got mono after making out with a stripper so I don't go to strip clubs no more.

    • reiko57 said...
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    • 11 Jan 2010, 06:40
    well, there was this one time this stripper had sex with me and i left a benji on her night stand (thats right, HER apartment) and she was average, so i say, twice as good deserves 200, and half as good=50 :)

    and yes, i would say im getting to the point of desperation, fuck i wrote a song with that exact phrase a month ago so im damn near dry heaving at this point, i dont have money anymore though lol, so im just living vicariously through my memories, leave me alone sleepparalysis :P

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    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 11 Jan 2010, 07:05
    sex with a stripper should be free. obviously.

    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 11 Jan 2010, 07:08
    kyage said:
    sex with a stripper should be free. obviously.


    Exactly. I don't want want to pay for a disease!

    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 11 Jan 2010, 07:10
    meegiemeltdown said:
    kyage said:
    sex with a stripper should be free. obviously.


    Exactly. I don't want want to pay for a disease!


    Especially when you have to pay again to get rid of it.

  • Kimberlite said:
    meegiemeltdown said:
    kyage said:
    sex with a stripper should be free. obviously.


    Exactly. I don't want want to pay for a disease!


    Especially when you have to pay again to get rid of it.


    that's only if it's bacterial. if it's viral, you paid for your disease and your death. let's just hope you have good health insurance. eek.

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  • reiko57 said:
    well, there was this one time this stripper had sex with me and i left a benji on her night stand (thats right, HER apartment) and she was average, so i say, twice as good deserves 200, and half as good=50 :)

    and yes, i would say im getting to the point of desperation, fuck i wrote a song with that exact phrase a month ago so im damn near dry heaving at this point, i dont have money anymore though lol, so im just living vicariously through my memories, leave me alone sleepparalysis :P


    Get a freaking fleshlight. not an std.

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  • SleepParalysis said: Get a freaking fleshlight. not an std.

    this.

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    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 11 Jan 2010, 10:06
    its free if you rape her

  • Reiko, I'll give you the 2.99 deal. :D

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    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 11 Jan 2010, 10:08
    SleepParalysis said:
    reiko57 said:
    well, there was this one time this stripper had sex with me and i left a benji on her night stand (thats right, HER apartment) and she was average, so i say, twice as good deserves 200, and half as good=50 :)

    and yes, i would say im getting to the point of desperation, fuck i wrote a song with that exact phrase a month ago so im damn near dry heaving at this point, i dont have money anymore though lol, so im just living vicariously through my memories, leave me alone sleepparalysis :P


    Get a freaking fleshlight. not an std.


    I heard fleshlights really suck though.

  • Dead girls don't say no.

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    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 11 Jan 2010, 14:56
    You can get them for a few hours for 100-300 dollars.

    • Ilyala said...
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    • 11 Jan 2010, 15:13
    dopeyslowpoke said:
    You can get them for a few hours for 100-300 dollars.


    With bonus STD's? Like a happy meal! It's like the 'free toy' ^_^!

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  • Some strip clubs around here has girls that will for around 100.00USD

    • dankine said...
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    • 11 Jan 2010, 16:15
    starchaos said:
    Some strip clubs around here has girls that will for around 100.00USD


    are they the ones with all the surgical scars?

  • Ilyala said:
    dopeyslowpoke said:
    You can get them for a few hours for 100-300 dollars.


    With bonus STD's? Like a happy meal! It's like the 'free toy' ^_^!



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