Thursday 20 September 2012 at 11:00pm
Av del Ocho de Agosto, 8, Ibiza, 07800, Spain
Of course the French superstar DJ 2012 is back for another season and will be guaranteed to bring a star-studded line-up to Pacha once more.
The David Guetta véhicule with the saucy name causes gridlock outside and inside Pacha every night of its Thursday residency.
Season passes are worthless, guest lists get ripped up. Doormen you thought were your friends will spit on your shoes. Gorgeous models will stab each other through the heart with six inch stilettos for a spot in the DJ booth.
Every inch of the dance floor will be covered in writhing bodies. If Dante Alighieri was French, F.M.I.F. would be his disco inferno.
This year will see Guetta joined by Afrojack, Nicky Romero, Arno Cost, Daddy Groove and Fatboy Slim.