Sunday 16 May 2010
The Con Club
Lewes, United Kingdom
'Ere, Missus, Now. No mention of Kenneth Williams, please. Caramel Jack are taking their constitutional in the Constituitonal Club in historic Lewes ( Lewes of "big arrows" and "chalky deposits" fame )... ooo Matron!....it should be good, especially if you're a member ( stop it! ) because then it's free to get in otherwise you'll have to dig deep in your pockets ( !! ) and cross their palms with something hard ( !!! ) and golden (...err...eh? ).
Evil Edna will administer wet wipes and Mavis will clean up after it's all blown over ( Matron! No! ). Bring your own Moog ( did you see what I did there? ).