One day I will look at this shoutbox and there will be a serious shout written in plain, standard English, about Opeth, which does not make use of intentionally incorrect album and song titles, band members' names, etc, and which contains not a single trace of irony or shitty sarcasm. One day.
v You mean Heritage (Of Gay), by Opteh. It has already been established that Heritage (Of Love) is one of the best albums ever and 100% efficient in the treatment of erectile dysfunction, cancer, and Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease.
In west Pakistania Born and raised On the bomb range where I spent most of my days Blowin up infidels, relaxin all cool Shootin U.S. troops outside of school When a couple of americans who were up to no good Started defiling islam in my neighborhood I set off one chem bomb and my mom got scared She said "You're moving in with your 6 aunties in Tehran" I whistled for a plane And when it came near The license plate said "Boom" and there were severed heads in the mirror I thought to myself "Man, this plane is rare" Then I thought "Nah man, fulfill Sharia law" "Go bomb in Tehran" I pulled up to the cell about 9:11 or later I looked at the driver and said "Allah hu akbar, madh Allah, yarzuqna" I looked at my flag I've earned my title Time to sit on my nukes as the prince of ISIL
When did this shoutbawks come out of the kinkerfeldt kloset? Was it always this way from the very first shout, did big mik himself bestow us all with his saucy(Ress) blessing one day or something, where doth the sexual glow flow from?
After a short banter with colleagues in lobby at The Royal Meteorological Institute of Belgium, our gaze turned towards pale rainbow in the distance. Seconds of silence wither away like starling flies south... The tone of conversation started to change. "This fall... this fall is going to be exhausting. Millions of fans, thousands of critics, hundreds of last.fm users and their respective objective opinions... Huge corrosion awaits us all. And we must be ready for it." A momment of dead calm, a smell of new dawn. "Buy lotions" said my favourite co-worker, "buy plenty or risk getting..." We never heard the last part. He fell like a maple leaf of autumn singing in the distance...
Lol at some of the cheesiest song titles the band have ever done. Lyrically this could be a trainwreak if the titles are anything to go by. Artwork is ok, if a bit typical for a metal band. Hope the music reflects the metal cover this time...
The new album is coming out on September 30th. This is the cover artwork https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13707519_10154398504303410_4342726579656157634_n.jpg?oh=77ea107e7d3cd5b36bae58c73c8ef6b7&oe=5824E820 and the tracklist goes as follows:
3. The Wilde Flowers
4. Will O The Wisp
6. Sorceress 2
7. The Seventh Sojourn
8. Strange Brew
9. A Fleeting Glance
11. Persephone (Slight Return)
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