While crushing very hard on the latest addition to the Baby Hall of Fame - Baby by Warpaint - it dawned on me that it'd probably be a good topic for a mixtape. Now, don't be fooled by its sweetness, not all babies are good-natured. Some of them are deceiving, backstabbing, selfish, evil spawns. So, I decided to give a premature, one-sided account on the state of mind of each one of these precious babies to provide extra rant value.
You can either listen to the songs on Blip.fm or skip to the end and download them all to share with your baby.
"Oh, how I worry. Please, baby, hurry.
Come back, come back, come back to me right now [...]