Corrupt a Wish!

 
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    • 11 Feb 2012, 18:01
    Wow this is a good one...granted, but you lose your hands in a freak accident and you can't go on the internet anymore.

    I wish the government would do everything I tell them to.

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    • 11 Feb 2012, 20:55
    Granted, but due to this fact, half of the world's population will die within the first week and the second half including yourself in the next.

    I wish there was world peace

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    • 11 Feb 2012, 23:41
    Granted, but aliens invade the next day and having scrapped our weapons due to World Peace, we were immediately eliminated by them.

    I wish Apple would sell their company to me for free.

  • Granted, and it go bankruptcy very soon and you are in large debt now.

    i wish i can be a successful movie director

    Wu Jiashu is a dog. Remember that.
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    • 12 Feb 2012, 14:31
    Granted, of porn movies.

    I wish I knew how to dj.

    Edited by JNHNDRK on 14 Aug 2481, 18:32
  • Granted, but no-one ever hears it, as you dj in your basement

    I wish I had a sword

    "Death To All But Metal" - Steel Panther
    "So fucking what!" "Who cares what you do?" - Anti-Nowhere League
    "The blind ones will always suffer in secrecy" - Dimmu Borgir
  • granted but tomorrow you will accidentally kill yourself with it

    i wish i were asleep

  • Granted. Now you can't wake up, just like those characters in Neil Gaiman's The Sandman.

    I wish this world was a better place, in general.

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    • 23 Feb 2012, 16:34
    granted, you die.

    i wish i my wish wont come true.

  • IMPOSSIBLE :O instead, you become an alien and move to mars.

    i wish i could cook

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    • 24 Feb 2012, 3:24
    Granted, you are now able to prepare soylent green like a boss.

    i wish i could just sleep.

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    • 24 Feb 2012, 4:53
    Granted, you go into a coma for 9 years and wake up in an unfamiliar life.

    I wish I would never get headaches.

  • Granted, you get ballache instead. Much worse.

    I wish I didn't have hayfever.

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    • 1 Mar 2012, 14:05
    granted, you now have grassfever

    I wish I could speak with elephants

    Edited by JNHNDRK on 14 Aug 2481, 18:32
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    • 1 Mar 2012, 23:58
    Granted, but they always tell you to go away and insult you.

    I wish I will be a cat in my next life.

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    • 2 Mar 2012, 5:18
    Granted! But you belong to a horrible owner who abuses you everyday.

    I wish I could bust through walls like the Kool-aid Man.

  • Granted, but you actually ARE the Kool-aid man.

    I wish I had someone to spend money on :o

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    • 2 Mar 2012, 23:58
    granted, you spend all your money on L. Ron Hubbard - you join scientology.

    i wish the next poster wishes for the poster below him/her to wish for me to wish for poster below me to wish for the poster below him/her to wish for me to wish for an infinity loop.

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    • 3 Mar 2012, 1:55
    Granted, I wish for the poster below him/her to wish for me to wish for poster below me to wish for the poster below him/her to wish for me to wish for an infinity loop.

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    • 3 Mar 2012, 3:53
    Granted, but the space time continuum breaks and everyone in the universe evaporates.

    I wish I was the world's most successful fisherman.

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    • 3 Mar 2012, 4:15
    JNHNDRK said:
    Granted, of porn movies.


    Hey now, nothing wrong with that. Thing of all the benefits of "casting".

    ^Granted. You get so good you eventually catch the Loch Ness monster itself! Unfortunately, it ends up eating you.

    I wish I was a successful businessman.

  • Granted. Unfortunately, you are in serious debt with some rather shady characters.

    I wish the global economy didn't suck.

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    • 15 Mar 2012, 10:30
    Granted. The economy picks up and everybody has loadsamoney, due to massive investment by... The Military. Shortly after, everybody is either doing weapons research or combat training :(

    I wish I didn't need to walk two miles each way to get to the nearest decent supermarket.

  • Granted, you'll walk five miles instead.

    I wish there were no earthquakes anywhere at all.

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    • 15 Mar 2012, 19:14

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