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Well, the Happy Metal listeners are so retarded, therefore doesn't deserves any explanations

Unlike the traditional 80s’ German power metal or the contemporary American power metal, Happy Metal is characterized by the extensive use of keyboards and a male falseto vocal. Happy Metal is strongly influenced by classical (symphonic), medieval and/or renessaince music and can be described as melodic. The lyrics are inspired by legends, myths and fantasy literature and tell about warriors, virgins, dragons and swords, or another cliche statements like "life", "positivity" or "human being".

In the 90s, a subgenre of happymetal falsely labeled as “melodic death metal” began to rise, most notably in the Swedish city of Gothensuck. Bands of this genre retain the same gay instrumentation of happy metal, but use pseudo death metal vocals to disguise their gayness. Examples include : Arch Enemy, Dark Tranquility, The Haunted, Soilwork, In Flames and others.

Bands that have words such as “dragon” or “power” in their names or start with an A and end with -ia are very likely to belong to the happy metal genre. Most of them come from Italy, Finland or Sweden.

The genre name “GAY METALl” should not be considered ofensive or associated with homosexual people but rather serve as a useful mental shortcut for such concepts as “epic symphonic melodic neo-classical fantasy epic power metal”.

NOTE: some people tend to tag nu-metal or pop-rock bands they dislike as “gay metal” to ridicule them, but non-metal bands shouldn’t be tagged as metal.

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Well, Power Metal and Melodic Death Metal isn't Metal really, it's just a pseudo styles of Metal, called this for their "fast guitars" and gay-ish vocalization. Indeed, styles like Gothic Rock, inclusive Brit Pop are more mature, less gay-ish and have more to say than this child music.

Insist: Our group isn't a Metal group really, Metalheads SUCKS. People like Metal don't :)

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  • negroid101

    your engrish sucks

    22 Jun 2015 Responder
  • LordsOfTheStorm

    "Well, the Happy Metal listeners are so retarded, therefore doesn't deserves any explanations" - Is this group also opposed to coherent sentences?

    21 Ago 2012 Responder
  • leiki-kuollutta

    What the fuck is "happy metal"?

    11 May 2012 Responder
  • grid15

    Knew I'd pass when I saw "IS GAY" on the graphic, then saw the charts! Where to begin?!

    1 Dic 2011 Responder
  • jandalf_

    This is the most ridiculous group I ever saw on Fuck, I just laughed my ass off. :D Guys, I wish I would have your problems, then I wouldn't have any.

    10 Sep 2011 Responder
  • ElHuevas1428574


    21 May 2011 Responder
  • SeverbNR

    As soon as I've seen Korn and Slipknot in the top charts I resigned.

    23 Feb 2011 Responder
  • wingkon

    korn in charts

    3 Ene 2011 Responder
  • becker_90

    Some melodeath is fine.

    6 Oct 2010 Responder
  • nilzzzberghman

    I agree though, sympho gaytarded "epic" fantasy metal is fucking stupid. And on another less serious note, I also agree that At the Gates is not metal, it's obviously pop rock.

    15 Sep 2010 Responder
  • nilzzzberghman

    I stopped liking this group when I saw the stuff about melodic death. I find eighties power metal and all that woopiedoop stuff to be much happier then melodic death. In fact, melodic death isn't happy at all. Except if you're thinking about the gay cheery COB keyboards. COB sucks ass. This group could just as well be called "we only like abrasive untasteful metal and like yelling SLAYEERRRRRR!!!1!!11 at small children." Or something. Anyway, dis grup sukks koks.

    15 Sep 2010 Responder
  • WolfieboyMachi

    Epic phail group.

    1 Sep 2010 Responder
  • spikedylacid

    wtf kind of group is this..... sum ppl got 2 much time on their hands

    23 Jul 2010 Responder
  • Ankz666

    This what i call lol news :D very cool charts yo! btw Limp bizkit is best anti - happy metal band. Description should be "Well, the anti - Happy Metal listeners are so retarded, therefore doesn't deserves any explanations" : /

    30 Jun 2010 Responder
  • PartySanCTG

    Hmm, a group entirely devoted to the idea that Wangst should be the basis of metal... no thanks.

    24 Mar 2010 Responder
  • beneaththemoon

    that's so true!

    20 Mar 2010 Responder
  • johlu_snuff

    So... you say anti-happy and listen to Avanged Sevenfold and CoB... that's lame dude... and you FAIL saying melodeath isn't metal, it's metal, and best metal bands come from Sweden... and I'm just sayin', but Arch Enemy rules and true metalheads don't need to discriminate agains't gay people... I still remember one guy that, don't know... created death metal, and was gay and proud of!? NOT JOINING

    5 Mar 2010 Responder
  • Nayr_


    25 Oct 2009 Responder
  • Apollyon_

    Also while you say melodeath is not metal,infact it is,the only genre that ain't metal is CORE and Nu Metal Teen angst mallcore garbage. [2]. This group is either the best troll in-joke ever, or is the highest concentration of FAIL I've witnessed in a long time.

    21 Sep 2009 Responder
  • Wonderglue

    Also while you say melodeath is not metal,infact it is,the only genre that ain't metal is CORE and Nu Metal Teen angst mallcore garbage.

    20 Sep 2009 Responder
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