The Vending Machine

  • you get a pile of dead mice, surprise

    i put in a sea of honey

  • you get a swarm of bees.

    I put in a red bull.

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    • 26. Apr. 2012, 23:27
    You get a vial of Charlie Sheen approved tigers blood.

    I put in the band Tuxedomoon.

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    • 29. Apr. 2012, 16:52
    You get a fantastic guide to 80s music

    I put in Emmanuel

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    • 29. Apr. 2012, 20:09
    You get all the seasons of Lost + an alternative (better) plot that doesn't leave you thinking they just asked a 5 year old to come up with a random theory

    I put in a garage door remote

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    • 29. Apr. 2012, 20:24
    You get a non-functioning garage door which opens when you press 5 on your TV remote. Enjoy

    I put in C4 and a birthday candle

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    • 3. Mai. 2012, 12:25
    You get C5 and a starting handle... (and a spare battery)

    I put in an Atari STE 1040

  • lol... you get an iPad

    i put in a red heart-shaped half-eaten piece of candy

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    • 19. Mai. 2012, 11:46
    You get a half-hearted response.

    I put in an infinite number of monkeys at an infinite number of typewriters.

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    • 19. Mai. 2012, 14:47
    You get the entire works of Shakespeare, but also all other possible combinations of all the words. It would take longer to sort out the meaningful from the meaningless than it would to throw it all away and start again.

    I put in a TV remote control.

  • You get nothing back for atleast 3 hours pf searching for it.

    I put in a bow and arrow.

  • You get Strongbow Cider

    I put in Chuck Norris

  • You get roundhouse kicked in the balls.

    I put in a suicide bomber.

  • You get a faulty detonator!

    I put in Diablo 3...

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    • 23. Mai. 2012, 2:41
    You get to question why a game that you can play single player needs an internet connection to play it single player. Not that I would know about such problems, just heard it through the grapevine.

    I put in a Mongolian Death Worm.

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    • 23. Mai. 2012, 12:55
    You get a Sony music CD trojan... (and never again buy any more CD's)

    I put in a 3G USB wireless modem.

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    • 7. Jun. 2012, 20:22
    You get an acoustic coupler.

    I put in a blank VHS videotape.

  • creepy girl from the horror film called "the ring" comes out of your tv and kills you...

    I put in all the faith in humanity that i have left

    I'll speak in riddles so you can understand~
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    • 8. Jun. 2012, 0:26
    You get an unexpected surprise...

    I put in a more robust encryption algorithm ;)

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    • 12. Jun. 2012, 17:00
    The vending machine crashes and reboots, and you get a LOGIN prompt.

    I put in four pieces of gold and a piece of red stone.

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    • 13. Jun. 2012, 19:31
    You get a watch.

    I put in a forum signature generator.

  • you get a signature

    i put in sesuatu yang indah

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    • 25. Jun. 2012, 17:45
    You get Jai Guru Dev.

    I put in a slice of pizza.

  • you get a jar of olive.

    i put in a bowl of mayonaise

  • You get a bowl of semen.

    I put in cancer.

    Bearbeitet von leighdobson am 3. Jul. 2012, 19:18
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