• Page Years

    This is a simple historical and possibly futuristic game if the page count of this topic grows larger than the current year.

    The rules are simple look at the page that this topic currently which will denote the year so if it were page 33 you would post something about year 33.

    And since this is page one I shall start by posting something about year one.

    ~Year One~
    Silk appears in Rome.
    The poem Metamorphoses is written by Ovid.


    ^。^ Always Whistling A Tune!
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    • V1nc3ntK schrieb...
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    • 9. Feb. 2011, 20:35
    Um.. Unless this is just some kinda wierd advert for Wikipedia,,,,

    The Baby Jesus stops kidding around, gets off his butt, backflips his way over to his folks, looks them in the eye, and says " er, ... 'rents, we need to talk"

    The Ancient DisOrder of the Last FM Round Table
    • [Gelöschter Benutzer] schrieb...
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    • 10. Feb. 2011, 1:33
    Is It BC or AD ? makes all the difference

    • Deus_X_M schrieb...
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    • 10. Feb. 2011, 15:45
    Ancient-Rites said:
    Is It BC or AD ? makes all the difference

    Read that at 9 0'clock this morning, read it again just now. Still cracks me up......

    Year 1 (a little while into year 1), the purportedly magic Jew mentioned before learns how to go potty and can therefore skip the diapers.

    Happy-Few said...
    Why smlie humans?
    Perhaps from the problem is the escape route.Perhaps this nothingness.Who knows?
    • [Gelöschter Benutzer] schrieb...
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    • 10. Feb. 2011, 16:22
    year 1 ( around September time ) , a paedophile decided to call himself a Catholic Priest and said he would worship said Jew and offered to babysit for Joseph and Mary ..thus starting a long tradition of child abuse!

    Bearbeitet von einem gelöschten Benutzer am 10. Feb. 2011, 18:58
    • Deus_X_M schrieb...
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    • 10. Feb. 2011, 17:23
    Ancient-Rites said:
    year 2 , a paedophile decided to call himself a Catholic Priest and said he would worship said Jew and offered to babysit for Joseph and Mary ..thus starting a long tradition of child abuse!

    Although I think that the rules call for year 2 to be posted on page 2, this does indeed feel like the "natural order of things" if you will :)

    Happy-Few said...
    Why smlie humans?
    Perhaps from the problem is the escape route.Perhaps this nothingness.Who knows?
    • [Gelöschter Benutzer] schrieb...
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    • 10. Feb. 2011, 18:59
    Deus_X_M said:
    Ancient-Rites said:
    year 2 , a paedophile decided to call himself a Catholic Priest and said he would worship said Jew and offered to babysit for Joseph and Mary ..thus starting a long tradition of child abuse!

    Although I think that the rules call for year 2 to be posted on page 2, this does indeed feel like the "natural order of things" if you will :)


    made a quick edit :-)

  • Year ONE: Moxos ceases to be a significant religious area in South America

    • Deus_X_M schrieb...
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    • 11. Feb. 2011, 12:28
    Year one-and-a-quarter-minus-a-couple-o-days:
    Moxo once again becomes a religious area, now calling itself Moxico, worshipping the big Fajita and his wife, Fajina :)

    Happy-Few said...
    Why smlie humans?
    Perhaps from the problem is the escape route.Perhaps this nothingness.Who knows?
    • [Gelöschter Benutzer] schrieb...
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    • 11. Feb. 2011, 12:54
    December 1st 1AD McDonald's opens its first fast food joint on the banks of the Dead Sea .....at the time the menu was

    MCJew Burger (Advertised as 500grames of Beef ,but was actually 478grams )
    Moses Fries
    Camel McFlurry Ice Cream

    In response King Harold opened up a Burger joint to get in on the emerging market and called it BurgerKing

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    • 11. Feb. 2011, 13:23
    And later on that very same day, the Moxicans, recognizing the need to compete with the upcoming burger empires, opened what is now known as "taco Bell". Bells not having been invented however, it was called the "Taco Windchime".

    Happy-Few said...
    Why smlie humans?
    Perhaps from the problem is the escape route.Perhaps this nothingness.Who knows?
    • Kennoth schrieb...
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    • 11. Feb. 2011, 14:55
    (Haha, good job guys.)

    Few days later however, the black slaves from Rome who just recently escaped their slavemasters, decided it was time to band together and unify their love for chicken, which would eventually become a future ground for KFC.

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    • 11. Feb. 2011, 15:03

    Speaking in a Attenborough-ish voice

    Meanwhile, on the opposite side of the globe, Antartica (back then known only as Big White Cold Place) a band of penguins invented synchronized swimming. Unknowingly, they dived into waters where killer whales and other predators awaited their arrival. Idioticly enough, the penguins kept at it. They have been revered for nearly 2 millenia as heroes by the tribe now known as Lemmings.

    Happy-Few said...
    Why smlie humans?
    Perhaps from the problem is the escape route.Perhaps this nothingness.Who knows?
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    • 12. Feb. 2011, 0:33
    Meanwhile, on an island far away from the Big White Cold Place, known by the inhabitants as The British Isles ( known elsewhere as the Island where they just talk about the weather) lived Four Different Tribes,The Irish [Always Drunk ] , The welsh [ who invented the leisure centre, by tying a sheep to a post ] The Scottish [ who invented Fire water and whose men liked to wear women's skirts } and finally The English[ Who just liked to play a game called Football then have a riot afterwards ]
    The Italians Had Invaded and were setting up their ideal business model Pizza Hut

    • rborlax schrieb...
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    • 12. Feb. 2011, 0:58
    i thought this thread was going to be about the age of your last.fm profile pages.
    boy, is my face red.

  • In the mighty year 1, some flithy barbarians collected rotten fruit, distilled the mushy water and drinked it. Wine was born.

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    • Deus_X_M schrieb...
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    • 15. Feb. 2011, 13:36
    During the later part of Year 1, the purportedly Magic Jew develops narcolepsi and goes into a bear-like hibernation for nigh on 28 years. This explains why the biography of the Magic Jew (AKA The Bible AKA the predecessor to grimms Fairytales although slightly more boring and way more unbelievable) fails to mention anything about the years in between. So the Magic Jew won't be seen again untill page 30. Shortly after, he will become the Zombie Jew.

    Happy-Few said...
    Why smlie humans?
    Perhaps from the problem is the escape route.Perhaps this nothingness.Who knows?
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